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@JungkookAndMina Hello

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My nonbinary son told me he’s changing his name to “pungent”

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all dogs are boys and all cats are girls

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@JungkookAndMina I’m eating persimmon sticky wheat and you think this is some sick joke

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I made this once and it was horrible, i substituted the mango with persimmons and the rice with wheat cus i didn’t have them.

[Dolce @daily_dolce]

Mango sticky rice

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@JungkookAndMina

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@JungkookAndMina That was one of the symptoms

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Googling “hantavirus symptoms” using work wifi

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Well whatever, I’ll go to sleep peacefully knowing that RFK jr is in charge of handling this

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: People in at least three U.S. states are reportedly being monitored for possible hantavirus exposure.

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@JungkookAndMina It’s all going back to the business

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My matzah ball soup food truck has been a huge success. I’m on track to make a billion dollars by the end of Q3.

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@JungkookAndMina Can u buy me it

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Got a baddie as are water

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Twin monkeys called surf and turf

[Neet @neet_sol]

A 9-5 job will have you sitting there thinking shit like “I hate people who laugh”

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Imagine being the only white guy in the class and also handing in your essay written in AAVE

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Connections
Puzzle #1000🎉
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@JungkookAndMina Idk what that word means

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Someone needs to draw yaoi of them

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Burger King CEO takes a big bite of a Whopper in new video after McDonald’s CEO went viral for reluctantly nibbling the chain’s new Big Arch Burger.

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Oh my fucking god yes

[Aramyx - Ingrid Propaganda Account @AramyxFun]

One thing I always disliked of the elements in Avatar is how water is not really water, it's actually goo.

Because shit like this doesn't make sense, how is the water "holding" her? how is it sticking to things? At least they could freeze it but no, it's just gelatin instead.