jvstin dervsha

this is fucking bullshit #etidiot

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

Anxiety naps FTW!!!

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

@marsbarrow @VastGG 1.618

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

@BenKoller So much tuning 🤣

[everyday sensei @evverydaysensei]

Ridley Scott's Alien squatting to poop but another smaller butt comes out and poops instead

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

@john_chuck Ooooh I like this. A lot.

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

@AliciaAllenPhD @halsey @trent_reznor It’s so good!

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

@foreveryungers 37!? In a row!?

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

@jameyjasta I’m a good way? Or bad way?

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Job ad red flags
*We're family here
*Must be rockstar/ninja/unicorn/wear many hats
*Sign-on bonus instead of good pay
*Pay/benefits never mentioned
*Urgently hiring/start today!
*Unpaid trial work required
*It's a privilege to work here
*Entry-level pay; 5 years experience needed

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

@coriumcori Hahahaha that’s even worse! At least you aren’t spilling the wine! 🤣🤣

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

@coriumcori Just tell people you throw wild parties 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

@WoodBruh It really is.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

If worker pay grew at the same rate as CEO pay over the last four decades, the average worker would make $737,000 today.

(That's 1,322% growth)

Just to give you a sense for how out-of-whack our pay system has become.

[Many Eyes @manyeyes_music]

if you’re hugging your homie and you can feel he’s about to let up but you decide you want to take it a few steps closer to the limit, stand on your tippie toes. it’ll send that firm embrace into OT and earn you another 3 seconds of hug time. it’s called “Running Through First”

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

@foreveryungers Oh I know what you mean

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

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[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

have we tried putting the vaccine in coors light yet

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

It’s depressing how so many Americans instinctively side with management over labor.

[. @MarisaKabas]

I want to see something: Have you ever taken a day off from work for your mental health but were too embarrassed to say it, so you pretended it was something else?

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

Put the vaccine in Mountain Dew. It's time.

[jvstin dervsha @forthegallows]

@ymmayer I love this