I made a mistake.
I placed what I believed to be a deactivated bomb collar around someone’s neck.
It was not deactivated.
Now I'm being treated as though I should have known this in advance.
Breaking news:
Local houndmaster found guilty of being unpleasant.
In other developments, water remains wet, Caesar remains bald, and Matteo still threatened my mongrels.
@LegateLaniusNV No. Lupa will not be punished.
She can barely see half the colors on those flags.
Therefore, I can only conclude she objected to the incomplete representation of all identities.
Decorated the kennels for Pride Month.
Lupa stole three flags, buried one, shredded another, and refuses to disclose the location of the third.
Happy Pride? Sorry about my homophobic hound.
As the leader of the frumentarii, I am compelled to dispell several rumours that are circling the Legion camps:
-Styx is NOT pregnant.
-Sprig and Antony are NOT "seeing eachother"
-And most importantly: We are NOT sacrificing Angio to the gays.
I will not repeat myself.