anna

i love music, drinking, and my kids. sometimes in that order.

[anna @fortuitous_fawn]

@jackantonoff Anna Paith Green. 😍😍😍😍😍 I love you!

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@jackantonoff 🙏 me, if you'll put me on the list 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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@jackantonoff are you giving away tickets for tomorrow in Kansas City? I done goofed and didn't get one. 😭

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I simultaneously need less human contact and MORE human contact. #notapeopleperson #exceptsomepeople #answermytext

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

"Once we sign this declaration, we want everyone to party, grill out, and not blow off appendages with fireworks" -John Hancock, 7/4/1776

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@AFlynnFox Who tf says that shit to someone?!?

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Didn't realize I was such a nerd until I was giving a backrub while watching a D&D DM video and kept pausing to ask questions.

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@Ruhst3r You're learning a lot today. Second lesson is: always go up to 35.

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Honestly this is the proudest moment of my life.

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@jessrschreier Ahh me too! Their pear one is pretty good too.

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@Ruhst3r Oh, let's play this! The entire drive home from your house, this was the only song I let play. 😂

[anna @fortuitous_fawn]

@Ruhst3r What were the words I said? "Let me play you your new favorite song." Nailed it!

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Not sure he really thought that through.

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Dude: can we have a threesome with you best friend?
Also dude: *cannot hold an engaging conversation with all of us fully dressed*

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@LeahCheshier @danny_duke This is the best 😂

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@danny_duke I just point and say "brown hair" or "pink shirt" cause I'm an awesome mother 🤗

[anna @fortuitous_fawn]

@PetitePortland If poptarts doesn't solve the situation, what will?!

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@Ruhst3r ...Blank??

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I should probably quit Tinder now; I'm so judgey. "Are u going to make me cry in the middle of sex bc it's so good? Doubt it." *Right swipe*

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MFW I realize all the alcohol in the house is mine since sis is knocked up.