Fortune

[Fortune @fortune_opute]

1st MBBS professional exam passed
Clap hand for Jesus👏🏾👏🏾

[Fortune @fortune_opute]

@emokhrr_od Yeahh

[Fortune @fortune_opute]

Just watched the red wedding scene in GOT
I’ve never felt more betrayed damn

[Fortune @fortune_opute]

JP no 9????
Yeah pack up the whole season

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

Chelsea’s 2026/27 squad numbers in full, according to @ChelseaFC.

1 - Robert Sanchez
2 - Marco Palestra
3 - Wesley Fofana
4 - Valentin Barco
5 - Maxence Lacroix
6 - Levi Colwill
7 - Pedro Neto
8 - Enzo Fernandez
9 - Joao Pedro
10 - Cole Palmer
11 - Jamie Gittens
12 - Liam Delap
14 - Jordan Henderson
15 - Nicolas Jackson
16 - Dario Essugo
17 - Morgan Rogers
18 - Danny Welbeck
19 - Mamadou Sarr
21 - Jorrel Hato
22 - Emmanuel Emegha
23 - Geovany Quenda
24 - Reece James
25 - Moises Caicedo
27 - Malo Gusto
28 - Teddy Sharman-Lowe
29 - Pep Chavarria
30 - Aaron Anselmino
31 - Reggie Watson
32 - Mahdi Nicoll-Jazuli
33 - Mykhailo Mudryk
34 - Josh Acheampong
37 - Tayo Subuloye
38 - Tosin Adarabioyo
39 - Mike Penders
41 - Estevao Willian
44 - Gaga Slonina
45 - Romeo Lavia

[Africa Killed Me. @thatsamybad]

Having a beautiful woman on your hip is like 60% the point of life

[Odus @AnuoluwaOduyoye]

it is very crazy that girls like dark skin guys now, I know fit forget when dark skin guys were called ugly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

APC really destroy us within ten years

[Emzy Reid @emzy_reid]

"You have done this in anatomy so you should still remember"

Sir, me I don't remember anything o

[🕷️ @reallest_]

Who pay for this our pr?

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

once you start using a tongue scraper, you wonder how you’ve survived this long without one and get disgusted with yourself

[maeve. @maeveesouth]

there’s absolutely no reason why we should talk about a paper we just wrote.

[Oluwaferanmi @medic_fedrick]

Medical school is hard but at least I get babe to run to.

[sanusi waris @sanusi_waris]

Each and every celebrity, tiktoker, lekki big boy and girl has a hand in this. People will see your cars and gbam you givr them $200, someone has made spotting cars their jobs, dey hail you give them 200k. Now they've turned it into an entitlement and you are all scared

[Miles @C139999]

Octobersrich first Smada blow

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Dario Essugo is LEVELS below Lavia & Andrey Santos, and stratospheres below Caicedo & Enzo.

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

this film was great and then BOOM the whole ending sequence ruins it completely

[Vee Vs Paed/Obgyn😭 @__Valeriee]

Any small thing, how would you manage this patient?

Me too I need management 😔

[Afo @Dr_Afo]

Yes we are very egoistic.

You know why.

A couple of weeks ago, I cut up a pregnant woman, met a ruptured uterus, brought out the life baby , repaired the womb, and sewed everything back up neat and nicely.

The second day, she was on her feet walking.

And that's just me, I'm a kid compared to other.

Dr Ose literally puts in probes and rods in people and fixes problems you can't even imagine.

Neurosurgeons can literally cut out the part of the brain that you used to type this tweet.

And yes, they can do it while you're awake.

CT surgeons and interventional cardiologist operate on a heart that is beating. That's like a mechanic working on a car with the engine running.

So yes aunty.

We are very egoistic because when we are not around, people die.

If you're not around, the only thing that happens is reduced revenue.

Do am if e easy.

[Fortune @fortune_opute]

Tosin will still cost xabi his job and I’ll be there for it like mad cos idk why he wants him around

[Max @MaxFSport]

Chalobah off to Como for a package of £30.8m. Club continue to work on outgoings in defence as Alonso wants a maximum of five centre backs. Currently, as of TODAY, expected to be Colwill, Lacroix, Tosin, Acheampong and Fofana.

[Correct Me If I'm Wrong but... @toonithecreator]

a canon reason I don't try to understand the Psquare dispute is down to not knowing who is who and not being bothered to find out...