Fortuneir

Arsenal ⚽❤️ Agnostic Atheist ⚛️ Logical_mind 💆 Humanist 😘🕊️ iMariner ⚓ little of everything 📚 good governance activist 📢 politically active🔛 conservative

[🕊 @boytrickz]

a nigga just wanna be financially free.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Bayo Onanuga is advising us to stop travelling at night.

Remi Tinubu is advising us to start frying akara.

Late Okupe was advising us to start farming in our apartments.

Tinubu is advising us to stop eating 3 square meals because it's a fake life.

And you're telling me this government didn't have a covenant with the underworld?

[Adika @Adikastakes]

At this point English speaking twitter is a waste of time 😭😭😭

[Dilo con perritos @DiloConPerritos]

Cuándo termine la tesis, voy a poner en la dedicatoria a mi perrito que se desveló conmigo tantas noches

[Emir Sirdam @EmirSirdam]

Proof that Tinubu’s government is actually the sponsors of Terrorism in Nigeria.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Waiting till you look homeless before getting a haircut>>>>>

[Daniel Oyari @OyariDaniel]

We grew up watching who wants to be a millionaire, cowbell mathematics competition, spelling bee etc..

Now we’re stuck with BBN, peller and the likes and you can’t see the problem?

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Havertz getting pissed Hincapie got booked will forever be funny.. Bro thought they were on the same team for a minute 🤣🤣🤣

[M. @ayosznn]

may your “let me just try” work out beautifully.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Nigeria has now been delisted from the International Maths Olympiad, whose finals are happening in Shanghai, China, this July.

It is one of the most prestigious academic competitions in the world.

Nigeria can now only participate as an observer nation, while other countries can participate fully.

This was because of the Ministry of Education’s inability to fund students for 4 consecutive years through National Mathematical Center.

It’s a big shame for Nigeria.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

That one popcorn that acts as if its the only one feeling the heat

[Alexandra @K0_Alexandra]

the way she held her reaction in until it left on its own sweet soul!!!

[Speed Darlington Akpimmuo @AkpiSpeed]

FUCK YOU TINUBU

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’ve never seen this much packed into 21 words

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[kayz3d🇦🇷 @kay_z67]

“I saw you talking to yourself” no worry your time is also coming

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

2 years ago today, WAEC deleted its own 2016 video confirming that Peter Obi moved Anambra State from 27th to 1st in WAEC rankings.

[Malcom @ThyMalcolms]

I have cows for hire During Dowry ceremonies, How they will disappear from your in-laws is non of your business...