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MD/MBA - God first, always 🙏🏼

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dudes are now dog maxxing

[MLB @MLB]

Randy Johnson had one of the most devastating fastballs of all-time

But OTD in 2008, he accidentally threw an eephus pitch after a boat in McCovey Cove sounded its horn 😂

[Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰 @BarbellFi]

40% income tax on everything I earn

6.625% sales tax on everything I buy

4% inflation tax on everything I save

$10k/year tax on property I own

I’m tired boss 😔

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Arguably the greatest ESPN commercial ever made was Steve Irwin wrestling an alligator that casually walked out of the elevator

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

Elon: it says here we're spending $80b for "save the baby pandas"

treasury: yeah

Elon: hmm, well have we ever seen the pandas?

treasury: no

Elon: text them right now, ask for a photo of the pandas

treasury: uhhh, we're not allowed to do that

Elon: do they at least submit an invoice and have a "charitable Panda causes" code?

treasury: no

Elon: we don't even have invoice codes?! how do we know they have a contract with us

treasury: it's kinda the honor system with these NGOs

Elon: well how about an address, do they have an address

treasury: I already know you're not going to like this, it's in Somalia

Elon: 😑

[hawkinn @h4wkinnn]

when drew brees went on sports science and showed he was more accurate than an olympic archer. this dude hit the bullseye 10/10 times brees was an absolute maniac

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

NFL Players should only play on natural grass fields.

The World Cup knew the best surface for the health of its players was natural grass and proved NFL stadiums can put them in if they want to.

NFL players are worth the investment.

On Turf:

Non-contact foot/ankle injuries- 69% higher
ACL/MCL injuries? 50% higher
Season-ending surgeries- 60% higher

Do what’s best for the players and mandate all 32 NFL teams have to play on natural grass fields.

[Thoughtful-Faith @ThoughtfulSaint]

Holy crap. This is awesome.

It’s sad when outsiders can see more clearly than many modern members.

[bp @forza_bp]

@ThoughtfulSaint Has he read the Bible..? lol

[bp @forza_bp]

In case you’re missing this riveting #WorldCup here’s a recap.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

I don’t think people realize how absurd this is. Scottish runner Josh Kerr just broke the mile world record in 3:42.66, an average speed of 16.2 mph. Most people couldn’t even briefly reach that speed, let alone sustain it for an entire mile.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Everything Democrats oppose now they supported just a few years ago.

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Nice try from this fan 🤣

[Drew Young @DrewYoungRadio]

This kid is a legend 😂 can we please make this a gif

#MLS #STLCITYSC #ALLFORCITY

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Our administration owes a debt of gratitude to Nick Shirley for exposing one of the most egregious cases of fraud this country has ever seen.

If the media was worth their salt, they would take notes from Nick and other citizen journalists who care about investigating stories that affect the American people instead of trying to silence them.

[BastiandMatti @BastiandMatti]

As a German, I was scared to visit America. 🇺🇸

I’d mostly heard negative things in the media and from others.

I came for the World Cup.

I stayed because of the people.

My biggest lesson: experience a country for yourself, not just through headlines.

Thank You America. ❤️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Ohhhhh my god. I’m so bad at golf”

Rory McIlroy. One of us!

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[Dr Manhattva @Manhattva]

I hope that after this trial,

That all of Candace Owens’ followers realize that she is nuttier than squirrel shit.