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#Fillintheblank humor from people who think they're funny and comedians

[UpOut SF @UpOutSF]

Don't miss your last chance to get tickets to the DWYL Comedy show on 6/17! @ChuckleBayArea https://t.co/zSXfc5dDIU

[UpOut SF @UpOutSF]

You'll be in for a good ol' fashion gut check @ChuckleBayArea on 6/17!
https://t.co/zSXfc5dDIU

[Figure Of Speech @FOSApp]

I'm going to "Chuckle to Comedy @Brainwash"! Check it out on Eventbrite. https://t.co/tXvjGbXelU

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Group Job Interviews are Dumb | Melissa Villasenor https://t.co/D9B1wvXzRh

[.CO @dotCO]

The mighty @howcrio of @fosapp - your app for 'fill in the blank' humour - at #WMD today #500distro

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|LIVE NOW| #meerkat http://t.co/MvHuMrK6FD

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Nothing helps me concentrate like 'schadenfreude'.

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Things Mom like? 'Nihilistic misfits'.

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A genie just granted me a wish. I think I will ask for 'Tom Cruise life choices".

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|LIVE NOW| Brainwash Comedy Showcase #TonySparks #BayArea #meerkat http://t.co/2SNCJTdd8g

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My private board on Pinterest has 2000 pins of 'Flightless cocks'.

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Ain't no party like a 'Measles' party.

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Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're '16 and Pregnant'.

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McDonalds new slogan 'Genetically Modified Organisms' has been seen as a tad controversial.

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Where in the world is 'Brokeback Mountain'?

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Dear 'Kelly Clarkson in a Hungry Hippo costume', we have to stop meeting this way. I would rather sleep with you.

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The key to solving disparity in the U.S. is 'Peaceful Wars'.

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After months of debates, the Occupy Movement could only agree on more 'Racism'.

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In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Bacon".

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Every American deserve access to 'A socialist ponzu scheme'.