bartolomeo colleoni

"coglia! coglia! coglia!" // unoriginal // 𝕴 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕴 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖊. // 🇻🇦

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@elonmusk should buy Spirit Airlines and dominate all airspace 😆

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Petition for Trump to walk out to “Beez In The Trap” by Nicki Minaj from now on.

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@HeyEpic @BlackSwan_1637 Why? So you don’t have to explain to shareholders how you collude with leaders to give very little training time to hospital staff?

My child was born Day 1 of Epic’s go-live at our hospital and it was a disaster. I had to show the nurses how to input notes DURING DELIVERY. 🤦‍♂️

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There’s a couple refs at the Bucs vs Falcons game that need to be investigated. Multiple absolute bullshit calls that changed the game.

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The best float of the #macysthanksgivingdayparade has to be Rao’s Rigatoni Pony and fire breathing pasta dragon. Cmon man 🤣

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@KampeOU As a Boilermaker, you had us sweating. I truly believe your team could easily make it to the Sweet 16 and beyond. Very impressed with your squad. It was no joke when Painter said in pre-game interviews, “Oakland could come in and beat us.”

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Oakland (MI) vs #Purdue - Oakland was scary good. They are a Sweet 16 Cinderella team in the making.

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To the uniformed soldier who took their sweet time absolutely destroying the only toilet in Wawa, thank you for your service.

[bartolomeo colleoni @FOSH1ZZLE]

+1 for @Cubs announcer mentioning @Darudevil’s Sandstorm as a walk-up song.

-10 for saying Darude is a “music group”

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@JohnnyMcKeever

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@Shanemgillis should have Valley Forge Auto start a restaurant rating service, but it’s the worst restaurants.

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Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it's the same moon Shakespeare, Marie Antoinette, Van Gogh, and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon
they're all dead
the moon is killing people
wake up america

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"You're almost 34, you should have learned about taxes in high school."

First of all,the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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IRS: tax time 🙂
Me: how much?
IRS: secret 😘
Me: why?
IRS: just guess 😜
Me: $600?
IRS: jail :(

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@elonmusk Now would be a good time to bring back Vine.

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@paramountplus be like, “You want to watch March Madness? You need Paramount Plus Plus” 😒

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Dear @tacobell - I just want to let you know that my wife and I recently redecorated our Airbnb to be Taco Bell-themed. Ever since then, the amount of Taco Bell wrappers in the trash and sauce packets left behind has skyrocketed. Like 7/10 latest stays.

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@BryanKemper Psalm 137:9 lol

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@RealMattFradd Honestly, it’s probably because we’ve never seen anything like it and we’re conditioned for saintly imagery to all look relatively the same.