butterscotch collins

Bassist for Unintentional Frittata/Lead singer of Rhetorical Calzone. Our EP Cheeses of the Universe in stores never.

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

Going on a diet like http://t.co/tNP6Uafy22

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@chloerazzll @Defunctland I’m not saying there’s a way to get around any paywall of any website but I’m saying if you put the URL into https://t.co/8kELmNqQAu that could work for you.

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@grandmaking23 @mikeymusto So the families that don’t want him there are more important than the ones who do? Grow up. He’s the Mayor of New York City, it is his duty to be there.

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@DrewDisneyDude The way I have waited 40 years to be able to walk directly from HM to BTM - this is going to be the best day of my life.

[Covie @covie_93]

When he faced an actual assassination attempt he hid in a catering cart and didn't raise his fist yelling 'fight, fight, fight.'

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@atrupar Guaranteed pasta fraud would be a much bigger issue otherwise. I myself would be violating the rigatoni regulations.

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@Canes @StanleyCup @NHL K’Andre!! 🖤 Loved him as a Ranger, I am so so happy for him.

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

Why am I only now learning about Warren Zevon’s “Hit Somebody!” from my husband and not from @WhatChaosShow (or Letterkenny). Honestly I’m mad that he’s getting the credit for introducing me to this absolute masterpiece he doesn’t even like hockey that much.

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@BForLiberty Friendly reminder, the Confederacy lost the war 😘✌️

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@NHL I love Bussi’s delayed reaction, like he didn’t realize the game was over and then was like “WAIT SERIOUSLY???”

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@HimymCraig @himymprod Ugh I’m so behind on the pod FINE I’LL BINGE LISTEN.

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@ApexFanbaseClub @SarahIronside6 So why aren’t Republicans doing anything about it? They LOVE persecuting their political enemies.

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@PeteBlackburn Who let the puck in, who who who who
Yippie-aye-oh

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@MCO Whatever this team is paid it’s not enough 😂 (Screenshot this and add it to your Year End Review supporting documentation.)

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@Young_Gritty This is my goal in life, to become a rich benefactor to my niche comfort show. Good work 🖤

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@WhatChaosShow @PeteBlackburn Shawn

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This is the most incredible thing I have ever heard in my life. I am in tears. I am speechless. Their bravery is nothing short of miraculous.

[𝓣𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝓸𝓸𝔃𝔂𝓷𝓼𝓴𝓲 @shrugdeaIer]

Artemis II is a great reminder that we still don’t need Elon for literally anything.

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

The way I would be demanding @tacobell straight out of the capsule. Like I just hurtled 24,000mph through SPACE can I get a freakin CRUNCHWRAP??

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

Can’t wait for @WhatChaosShow tomorrow 😂

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

The Vegas Golden Knights have relieved Bruce Cassidy of his duties as head coach.

John Tortorella has been named head coach.

#VegasBorn

https://t.co/TSTwVqXlbQ

[butterscotch collins @fossilroo]

@WhatChaosShow @PeteBlackburn Guys I have a literary degree from one of the most prestigious liberal arts colleges in America and I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY 😂 Wild work.