Chris Foster

shitty comic, irresponsible dad, but fun to drink with... usually all at the same time

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@samtripoli, any chance the “fat is beautiful” movement was a long game by big pharma for all the weight loss drugs out now?

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@elonmusk So does he

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@kylekinane @800pgm I nicked myself shaving with an electric razor i was laughing so hard at this one

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@JoynerLucas A blueprint to help the next generation to turn their struggles into strength

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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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@samtripoli Bro, why would the government lie to us??? lol

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@TimKennedyMMA 100% B

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My favorite football player of all time #playoffbound https://t.co/l26cIXPZq7

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I hope @SheHulkOfficial introduces The Leader!! Love the show :)

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@Dreisrelentless @Rich_Holmes22 Just saw that @Rich_Holmes22 got FULL CUSTODY! As a single Dad, that shit hits. Congrats man, thats a big win

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I can’t say what i had to do to get these, but it was worth it!!! #whiteboyscantmaketamales https://t.co/jRQEbhXDck

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@PeteGiovine You should do a top 10 of dudes categorically denying shit that was proven true 😂😂😂

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@TimJDillon Gotta be his tax records…

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@Aaronlandpod @JayHasTweets Somewhere between 78 yards and from here to there

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Apparently babysitting is my reward for kicking everyones ass at bowling today… @ Round 1 Entertainment https://t.co/saifp1ed6N

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@danawhite, pay that kid!!! Hell of a chin

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@ryansickler @DanRather @honeydewpod That’s a pretty good description of the podcast though, lol

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@antonystarr That March spike is my fault, thats when i got HBO max and called in sick for a week to binge watch it over and over...

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Is it me, or is @wandavision half a step away from setting up the West Coast Avengers?

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@ryansickler @honeydewpod @ChristinaP If you wanna have some crazy ass dreams about your childhood... have an edible, fall asleep during this episode, and then let the next 8hrs play while you sleep