robert foster davis

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be Erntedankfest. -Dwight Schrute

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

No skill necessary when you have Oklahoma wind💨⚽️

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

Me in my quiet time after the Russ trade.

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

@BrickerColby Just stop wasting our time Colby.

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

Me on every hole. @BrickerColby @stevo4ou

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

*Watching “The Parent Trap”*
Me: I’ll make you a deal.
Bri: What is it?
Me: We can go get oreos and peanut butter, but you have to wait till after the movie to eat them.
Bri: YOU’RE A PSYCHOPATH!!

#Antagonist

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

I just watched my wife go from hysterical laughter to hysterical crying... gonna call a priest.

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

Radio silence. see you soon twitter.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Alabama QB Jalen Hurts has committed to play his senior season at the University of Oklahoma. (via The Players' Tribune)

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

Gabe in the “Sabre” episode in The Office will always remind me of @RogTheDodge19

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

Bri: “I’ve been waiting so long for you to know what’s in this box.”
Me: “you’re just describing the mentality of giving a present.”
Bri: ...

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

A sentence I never thought I’d say: Jalen Hurts you’re my hero.

[Lincoln Riley @LincolnRiley]

BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

@BrickerColby only has 6 credit hours to complete, and he’ll be lookin👀

[The Luke Richert @Luke_Richert]

If you or anybody you know needs a job call me at 405-626-1907.

I’m hiring!

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

If this is the cover of a Disney movie, what’s the title?

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

I think that the English language needs to rethink the rule about not beginning a sentence with “And”. Because I’m always getting stuck between a run-on sentence, or beginning a sentence with “And”.

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

If you're for OU, then go ahead and hit that #BeatTexas button. https://t.co/S9Ip7aO9ae

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

It’s that time of year again. @BrickerColby @MadMaxer25

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

Idc what Rotten Tomatoes says, “The Witch” is a trash movie.

[robert foster davis @foster_davis]

T-Mobile customers are a different breed man.

[DAVID DOBRIK @DavidDobrik]

I highly recommend that everyone turns their siblings invisible HAHAHAH

[ESPN @espn]

Wayne Rooney is not human 👀