Foster Bass

Father, husband, developer, lefty, good guy. I live in a small village on the west bank of the Hudson River, 25 miles north of the Statue of Liberty.

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@EricLDaugh @EllieGAnders It’s good that you acknowledge he is acting.

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@ArtCandee A Jewish woman dared to speak against him and he had police remove her.

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@bennyjohnson Please try it and see.

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Galatians 6:7 ESV—Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he will reap.

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Why do generative AI tools give you the option to make your post/email/response longer.

Please people, never choose longer when shorter is an option. Unless it’s a massage.

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Fellow trombone players and anyone else with a heart and a few extra dollars: there’s a band teacher in Derby CT who is trying to buy some trombones so kids can learn to play this fine instrument. Can you spare a dime? #DonorsChoose #HappyTrombone

https://t.co/zOmvYZtN5K

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My six year old daughter just introduced me to a friend: “This is my daddy. His name is is Foster Bass Mobile.”

(That’s what my wife calls me when she’s tells Siri to call me.)

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Somehow while earning his BFA from @NYUTischSchool a semester early, Teddy Bass managed to write and record another album. He's looking for a job is anyone is hiring writers (cc @NYUDDW ) https://t.co/8rVCDlHaVt

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#same

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This is not my beautiful hand. #Oscar2023

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My wife says "please" and "thank you" to Siri. I think this means she will be spared when the singularity comes.

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I know I’m hard on raisins sometimes. I get mad when they show up in rice pudding or cookies. But really, a Chunky would not be as good without them.

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@davidjschloss Not that I’m aware of.

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When Apple announced the “Magic Keyboard with TouchID” for only $199, I was happy to order it. But now that I have it and keep resting my finger on the F19 button (where the TouchID sensor should be), I have to say that this wouldn’t have happened if Jony Ive were still alive.

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@PaolaNotPaolo You mean a hero? #NewYork

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"If Russia stops fighting there will be no war. If Ukraine stops fighting there will be no Ukraine." Re-read it as many times as you have to.

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I have two daughters who are almost five years old. So obviously, we watch #Encanto a lot. One of my girls insists we *should* talk about Bruno.

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My first ever solve in under five minutes.
#NYTimesPuzzle

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#AMA