Foster Deariso

PT/DPT, LAT/ATC, MS, Certified OG.

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

@allenliim Traumatic body issues bro damn leave us alone

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If you’re having a tough day at work just know Smoothie King’s big summer item is a Grillo’s pickle smoothie.

You aren’t that bad.

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

Smashburgers are the inferior burger subgenre.

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

Can you imagine trying to do grindset content in 2026

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

We just decided to stop teaching everyone math, in the hopes that this would make society equal because everyone would be equally incompetent

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

It’s Monaco week

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

The girls summered so hard today they were out cold before 6 PM on the living room couch.

I’m so proud of them.

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

As someone with both licenses, I feel okay saying the truth:

Physical therapy is athletic training on easy mode.

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

Colapinto and Gasly in 2027

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

How’s the brand looking, Greg?

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

During the College Football Playoff presentation here, Greg Sankey says leaders saw "metrics" that identified the SEC as the strongest league in the country.

"This league stands alone," he said.

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

For example, I’m laminating croissant dough with my wife in our very modest kitchen for the kids’ breakfast while they sleep and I’ve never felt more successful in my life

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

I genuinely do not understand why success must look identical to somebody else’s version for some people to be satisfied and feel “equal” (whatever that is)

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

Doesn’t change the fact that I’m 5’9” with no vert, my isht is still getting impacted into the earths core

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Elon Musk says that Neuralink will let users download an NBA player’s jump shot into muscle memory by 2028.

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

Curious to see what people do with all these empty townhome complexes in the next 10-15 years

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

New level of hell unlocked: Bulgarian pause RFE deficit split squats.

Cry for God now, thank me later.

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

@lestappia borderline something something

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

🤮

[parker fleming @statsowar]

Echoing this. Was fortunate to give a talk to coaches and staffers last week about AI in football. There are a lot of buzzwords out there, but understanding how AI fits in your program's toolkit is key.

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

Looks like somebody put that silly juice in Kimi’s kool-aid for the sprint today, what a maniac

[Foster Deariso @fosterdeariso]

If your job does “ice breakers” you are actually at an adult daycare center.

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Shucks maybe travel ball really does translate to the next (equally incompetent) level of play

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

College athletics is so crazy now.

Cal baseball, a team located on the Pacific coast but somehow in the ACC, flew to Charlotte, North Carolina for a single-elimination conference tournament game against Stanford… a school 90 minutes from their campus.

They traveled 2,715 miles across the country to play a regional rival, lost one game, then had to hop on a 5.5-hour flight back to California 😂