Why the fuck does Jeff Bezos have to give you 7 billion dollars?
The American people give the government around 7 TRILLION dollars every year and you fuckin retards haven’t fixed shit with it.
You think if the creepy bald Amazon dude adds another 0.1% to that figure you’re finally gonna figure out how to stop blowing our fuckin money?
Better idea, how about you give the other 99.9% to the private sector and see if they can figure out how to cure diabetes or make a sandwich for 4th graders. I bet they’ll have change left over.
Bears fans, I appreciate all the votes thus far making me the #1 safety. Let’s keep it that way!! Thank you in advance #ProBowlVote + Kevin Byard
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Ichiro became the first Japanese-born player elected to the Hall of Fame last night!
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What a 24 hours for Will and TinyBrickOven:
~Goes viral with a 7.9 pizza score and a 60K gift from @stoolpresidente
~Huge crowds show up Christmas Eve to buy pizza
~Go fundme reaches 95K
Pizza is love.