Mel Fartster

The only ways to my heart are kams, cuddling, and sweetarts.

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@budweiserusa #BudsForHomers #Sweepstakes

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@PlanetFitness today I was wiping down a machine after using it and noticed the chemicals are harmful to touch from the label on the bottle. Curious about the amount of chemicals hundreds of people touch daily

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@lyft @AskLyft my driver tonight called me, said they can’t pick me up and asked me to cancel and I have to pay $7 fee… how does that make sense

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@Columbia1938 very frustrated with Columbia customer service. There was a glitch in the webpage when I purchased my order with Apple Pay and now my order is being shipped to another address and although I called the minute after I placed my order not a single person can help me

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@EinsteinBros Chorizo sunrise!!!

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

Lie after lie with this company!!

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@ValyouFurniture been waiting for my couch for 6 months now… very frustrated. Highly recommend everyone stays away from this company !!!

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@LukeJacques40 @ValyouFurniture Luke how’s your delivery coming along? I rescheduled my day to be there Monday for it to get delivered and I just got a call it’s not at the warehouse still….

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@LukeJacques40 @ValyouFurniture Mine has been “waiting to ship” for 2 weeks. Have gotten no where 🙄

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@LukeJacques40 @ValyouFurniture Let me know if you hear back Luke!!! I’m still waiting

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@EinsteinBros Hahahahahaahahaha worst movie of my life…walked out halfway through it. Maybe would of stayed if I had some Einsteins

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@budweiserusa 👑 👸 #KingOfBudContest

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

Can’t have a bachelorette party without the #1 MVP @pedialyte #notjustforbabies #influencers

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@annaderry @jennaschuler @budweiserusa I thought of you right away Anna!!!

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@budweiserusa @jennaschuler @annaderry

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

@budweiserusa My eyes are always on the Clydes #EyesOnTheClydes #Sweepstakes #SuperBowl

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

Hey @Pepsi, there's only time for fewer than 10! Now tweet me so I can be first to know when I can #TakeHomeHalftime #PepsiHalftime #studentloans

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

Please pay my student loans 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

330 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #mypromotionentry

[Mel Fartster @fosteyflakes]

The only thing about being single that sucks is having to kill bugs in your apartment yourself #sos