Charm Offensive™️

Hog fan, notary public

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

@DanWolken Not a frog, but I don’t see the problem.

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@snowlikejonn But what about Lee Ho Fuk?

I hear the beef chow mein is sublime.

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Schultz was mailing it in in 1979

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

Peanuts
Charles Schulz 06.12.79

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

@zach_barnett I’m sorry you had to watch that for your job, Zach

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

@DanHopp My then 6 yr old daughter goaded her grandmother into buying a hat for my Father’s Day that said “Legendary Dad”, even though I’m merely adequate 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

@SportsSturm That wasn’t you, Bob—all of the everything app knows it was DJT.

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

@Katerade @yourpalcrawf @silverindow Ask him if he knows Tasmania’s own Courtney Barnett

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

@TomFornelli We call that “The Bielema Effect”

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Let’s focus on what’s really important here: this wordmark looks incredible.

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

Also a lynchpin of a 1978 SNL sketch in which President Carter is on a call in show and tries to talk a guy down from a bad trip!

[surender @morgan_hip80]

Before LSD blotter paper, we had microdots. The most famous of these miniature pills was a batch called "Orange Sunshine".

Dosed at 200μg & rumored to be extremely pure, they were created by Owsley Stanley—a clandestine chemist & sound engineer for the Grateful Dead.

[Dallas ISD Athletics @dallasathletics]

James Houston, a linebacker for the Dallas Cowboys, is hosting a free football camp Saturday at Kincaide Stadium. Open to ages 5-17.

Session I: 9-10:15 AM; Ages 5-10
Session II: 10:30-Noon; Ages 11-17

For more information and to reserve a spot, visit https://t.co/1WbrmkVbqZ.

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

@AndrewBolis Canva

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

Maybe he’s dreaming about going to the Knicks game on Friday.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

@PhilipTKingston So…Dems in Disarray™️?

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Spurs keep showing these nuns like we’re not gonna be staring at four titties all game

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

@BJowns iOS hasn’t updated yet today.

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

SMH

[SleeperRangers @SleeperRangers]

This is WILD. The Rangers record through 60 games over the last 5 seasons

2026: 29-31
2025: 29-31
2024: 29-31
2023: 40-20
2022: 29-31

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

@racjac24 I think it was “Miss Universe Puerto Rico”, but still impressive!

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@NotJackKemp please tell me you’ve already seen this.

[403 Forbidden Fruit @1980whenever]

@BAKKOOONN

[Charm Offensive™️ @fostokes]

@racjac24 He had some memorable clashes with UofMemphis back in the day. When the Grizzlies moved, they played in the Pyramid at first. Nick, now in the NBA, returns to the bldg and says “I’m surprised they haven’t put up a banner for me.” 🤣