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[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Istra of Glome @byistra]

C.S. Lewis’ incredible observation on friendship

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

Yeah it’s called “the entire electromagnetic spectrum outside visible light”

[Victoria @Vicky]

The paradox of maturing is that you arrive back at the child

[Ican Kudivo-Sessy @IcanKudivo]

Genuinely guys, do you know how STUPID it is that a sachet of pure water costs anything beyond 5 pesewas?

Sometimes I feel like I'm living in alternate reality where I'm the only one who sees the absurdities of pricing.

Water getting to 10p was already sacrilegious. 1GH?????

[Kwao Buabeng @KwaoBuabeng]

1 cedi for pure water is insane. Have you people actually thought about it.
Even at 50p, it was overpriced.

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

I do not get involved in workplace gossip. If I talk about someone when they’re not in the room, it’s either neutral or positive.

[Bukome Albert @BlaqDesign]

Every team Manchester United has ever put out since the club was founded, Bruno would START in all.

Even the time of Denis Law and Bobby Charlton, E go start.

[🎆𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖞🎆 @parasociality]

If a mouse somehow got my attention ("summoned" me) and could communicate its desires, I would expect this summoner-mouse to ask for mouse-level objects.

"I want 50 lbs of grain and cheese, & to be put in a tub full of lady mice."

[ys👅 @acca_ish]

many boys discourage girls from speaking pidgin, while Nigerian women use their pidgin as naturally as their local language. That contrast is exactly why Ghanaian girls have begun adopting Nigerian pidgin.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The biggest failure of my Nigerian parents' generation was their complete inability to pass on any ideas or ideology of subtance to their children.

The ONLY thing they taught their children was "Jesus" and "Muhammad". And those unfortunate children have grown up with Christianity and Islam making up their entire personality. They have nothing else upstairs.

Ask the people from that empty-headed generation any question that requires actual thinking or philosophy, and watch how intellectually empty their reply is.

"How can I succeed in life?"
>50 y.o. Nigerian dummy: "Fear God, pray everyday, don't expose your private parts, read your books in school, Fear God..."

"How do I find and keep the right partner?"
Elderly Nigerian grave-dodger: "Go to church every week, pray endlessly, maintain your fajinity, and fear God..."

"How can we fix Nigeria and make it somewhere people don't need to run away from?"
65 year-old Nigerian oxygen hoarder: "The whole country needs to pray for divine intervention to torsh the hearts of awa lidaz..."

An entire generation of olodos who raised even worse dummies than them, but somehow all believe that they did the world a favour by birthing children they had nothing intellectual to pass on to. Everyone else in the world who couldn't pass on economic capital to their children could at least pass on intellectual and moral capital.

All that these cemetery-evading dumbos passed on to us was "Fear God, pray, develop a neurotic obsession with your sex organs and everything that has to do with them, pray, and fear God some more." This is the inheritance we were supposed to build into our competitive advantage in a world where serious people live?

Damn.

[Gambit 🐻🦍 @SmylyThe3rd]

What I find interesting is that some fans don’t mind giving you time if you start out terribly because they think you’re building something for the long term, but if you start out winning they think this is the final form of what you’re building so there’s nothing more to see

[Aeon @myth_cycle]

Robert Monroe saw that sex still occurs on the astral plane but is like a strange melding and electrical shocking. He described physical sex as "a very weak imitation of a part of a totality." Ingo Swann believed the true basis of the sex impulse was the desire to combine auras.

[manda 🇬🇭 @Comanda_x]

I’ve spoken about this before and it’s 10000% down to the absence of our own content in mainstream media especially television. When telenovelas took over and shows like YOLO, Things We Do for Love, Taxi Driver etc all became a thing of the past it was done.

[Space Hashira✨ @__________Joel]

Made the prettiest hoodie ever to represent the Motherland 🇬🇭💫

[Joe McBob @MrJoeMcBob]

One thing young people (I assume this is a young person) don't understand about older people is that they put on an act around you. Your parents act like they do because they are trying to parent you.

But when your mom gets together with her friends, she's talking about your dad's dick and her bitchy coworker and saying all sorts of shit that would make you yell "MOM, GROSS!" at the top of your lungs if you knew.

[N8 @Vararse_]

Absolutely loved Pep at Brighton & Klopp at Southampton. Their previous PL experience was really the defining factors in winning silverware

[Amet Coffie @amet_coffie]

PAUL AZUNRE HAS DEVELOP AI GHANAIAN LANGUAGE TRANSLATION MODULES.
THE PERSON CAN JUST SAY EVERYTHING IN HIS/ HER LANGUAGE AND THE AI WILL TRANLATE THE WHOLE STATEMENT.
IT CAN BE DONE EASILY.
GIVE THE CONTRACT TO @pazunre

[𝔏𝔢𝔩𝔬 🥷🏾🇿🇦 @KingPumza]

He’s about to meet his match in every physical encounter you can imagine 😭

[blue @bluewmist]

btw in your 20's and 30’s you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. it’s very important you revisit them. your younger self was actually on to something.