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Lord and Master of AFK Gamer

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Really loving these new notes on the friends list. Helps with keeping my enemies closer - as the saying goes.

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You'd think the Sunfury Captain would have attack plans for the day but nope -- the low-ranking spell conjurer had the plans.

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Never bring a knife to a magic fight.

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Do RP game servers put on shows for their servermates like Grease or Oklahoma? That's my guess, anyways.

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Something wondrous has happened. The WoW holy priests are happy. Must be a bug.

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WTF. Now the blog spammers are stealing blog comment content for their Splogs of Crap. God! This is why we can't have nice things.

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Friday mornings are for updating my guild's super secret webpage of guild stalkers and other miscreants. It's a 2nd job to maintain this.

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My take on the DnT vent recordings: people should know when they're conquered.

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Players on slow flyers are "keeping it real." The rest of you are just show-offs.

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Pleading with a game has never helped me with random drops, skillups or dice rolls. I still do it every time.

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My derrrr move of the week: Forgetting to take the PVP daily quest and entering the battleground to shut out the Horde. No gold 4 me.

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Is it too much to ask that guild applicants answer 4 simple questions in good-ish English before they join the WoW guild? Yes. Yes it is.

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WTB truly bottomless bag for stupid WoW quest items, willing to pay $$ irl. PST.

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Are ya like me? Do ya sometimes pull out your ground mount and go riding off the edge of Telredor to your death? Ya. Inconvenient.

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The Consortium may be akin to organized crime, but at least they're professional and never miss a payroll.

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The two most frequently overestimated stats in WoW: a player's own skill and his worth to the guild.

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Another (rumored) adjustment to the famed Warlock lifetap nerf, but hell if I can find a blue post confirming.

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NOOOOO, our man whore paladin went on another snit after another guildmate spurned his advances. Oh what a world, what a world!

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Neither a borrower or lender be, but especially don't be a lender in an online game because that's a bad debt as soon as it's made.

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My God! Now they're nerfing Warlocks. And I just got here, those bastards.