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@BinglesGaming The fursuit is kind of poorly made.

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@BinglesGaming I can see your future. You live for 7 more years and I think 3 months. 7 years from now you attempt to take out a loan, but are rejected. You seek out less scrupulous lenders, but slip on wet toilet paper in their bathroom. Scared, they hide your body in a fursuit and dump it.

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@simsini oopsie typo, was trying to say skidmarks <3

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@simsini Your parents really didn't ever love you. When you die you will not be reuinited with that person. They will watch you from far away wondering what happened to you. Eventually they forget you. Also, you die with your ass out and skimmers on ur pants.

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@morax13th11 your death appears to be caused by improper use of zuru brand "bunch a balloons." gross. I wish I wasn't psychic sometimes.

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@morax13th11 Your grandparents encouraged your mom to get an abortion, but she didn't. She regrets it for the rest of her life. At the time of your death, you have only one friend. They dont go to your funeral because its on their 9 year old niece's birthday party.

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@Sarahlj23 Hey cissykins <333 I can see the future. You die choking on pulp from expired bottled lemonade in about 3.5 years. Your funeral is attended by four people, and one leaves early.

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@Charley2021 Your mom dreads hearing from you.

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@SlickJohanwyck Your parents got divorced because of you.

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@DeeGee23770517 @YouGov I can see your future. You die in 8 years, with a weirdly large amount tof piss in your pants. Weird, because you die on the toilet.

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@TheBengwin Your mother and father never loved you and you were in fact the reason for their divorce. Also, I can see the future, and I saw the rest of your life. You have about one decade left and you die in a very hilarious porta-potty accident at a county faire. Your funeral is sparse.

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@BinglesGaming @YouGov google

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if you want to find me on any other website look for "fungustine" probably

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@GarryC1204 I can see the future. You die with one person by your side, the only person who can stand you. But once you slip away, the person is secretly relieved. When they leave they go to a restaurant alone, finally feeling free.

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@OriginalMeusli I can see the future. You die by yourself, reading an embarrassing article on your laptop. When they find you they totally think you agreed with the article and laugh at you.

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@TheGCFurby Your grandparents never loved you. And I can see the future. You die alone in the woods, trying to wipe your ass. You don't manage to wipe it or pull up your pants before dying, and its hilarious.

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@BushfireBoy Your dad regrets your birth.

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@campbellde Your mother never loved you.

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@ajlen15 Nobody you love loves you back. Also I can see the future. You die alone on the toilet in three years, and you look so dumb on there.

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@SapereAude72 Nobody in your life sees any value in you. Everyone who knows you secretly hates you.