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eternal & worldwide

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

Sitting in bed being a normal and cool girl

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

In no world does a man need to be sending me a selfie

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

I’ll never forget where I was when the inventor of tiramisu died

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

Beautiful women do not pay for a single thing around me

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

I would give up cigarettes before I give up chewing gum

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

Confirmed Berlin I can’t believe 6 dumb broads are making it out the group chat

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

Euro summer confirmed:
Microfestival in Prague with ten of my closest friends
Cyprus with my bestie + her throuple
Mohacs, Hungary for the fish soup festival

Unconfirmed:
Berlin w the groupchat of alcoholic baddies
Business trip to Krakow
Prob some psytrance fest in Hungary

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

Confirmed: guestlist for the 4 day “techno gathering” in Dadpuszta 😍

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

It’s one big thing missing from my life and it’s that I haven’t gone out for sushi in a really long time

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Not interested in talking stages. We can talk on the stage at our wedding

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

Just drink a fucking beer, coward

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tom Holland has dedicated a new line of his BERO non-alcoholic drinks to Zendaya:

“[She’s never been a drinker/fan of beer], the idea behind the shandies was to create something authentic at the company that Z could enjoy”

(https://t.co/gjE4XcSLZG)

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

If I had a wife I would probably love referring to her as the old ball and chain

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

I’ve made a lot of mistakes but at least I never wore jorts with a knee high boot

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

Speedy recovery 😛

[leanne @toothgarden]

would you still love me if i was an email

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

I tried to bring a gun to boyfriend island and now I’m being deported :(

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

Hateeeeeeeeee when the worms crawl out of the woodwork

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

@mallwhoure Thought this was lindyman

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

@moul291945 U tore

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

This is how it feels to be pushing 25 with no future

[📧🎰📦 @found__object]

French people always having extramarital affairs and violent fantasies then making it cinema’s problem 🙄 why can’t everyone be polish and make films about guilt and humiliation instead