Beef Swellington🍌

Time-traveler. Raconteur. Former clump of cells. Cheap gasoline enthusiast. Old man dad.

Relax, I don't vote.

[Beef Swellington🍌 @foundgum]

@physicsgeek I have much respect for the accounts that do a tremendous job at virtual worm-grunting, bringing all the joospergers out into the open and making it much easier to identify and block them.

[Beef Swellington🍌 @foundgum]

@Gormogons I once read a sentiment that resonated deeply: you never truly get over the loss of a beloved dog, you just slowly grow used to them no longer being around.

Warm regards to you and yours (and to all the other dog people who’ve also had to say good-bye)

[Beef Swellington🍌 @foundgum]

@Gormogons Capitol Hill has no shortage of faggotry and deviants.

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@alexthechick I once watched a police chief give a very huffy interview, insisting that his officers did not have quotas. Rather, they have “expectations” which are a totally different thing.

[Beef Swellington🍌 @foundgum]

@AmiriKing Through training and culture, cops are now utterly incapable of reasoning through the moral implications of their behavior.

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No matter how bad you think the problem is, it's way worse.

[Phairy Megan @tadgh_dc]

Must be nice to not wake up to rejections

[Beef Swellington🍌 @foundgum]

CP sunk the Admiral's battleship.

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

I retired as an Army colonel, Admiral. Tours in three of America's wars, my tactical assignments were mostly in the 82nd, and the VA says I am 60% disabled.

Happy to send you a copy of my DD214 (with my SSN redacted) if that means you will publicly apologize for accusing me of stolen valor.

[Beef Swellington🍌 @foundgum]

@FrankenforIowa @CynicalPublius And people wonder why I joke that anyone who steps aboard a US Navy vessel or base needs to set their watch back 150 years.

You're why.

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@Lain_P7 @Fat_Electrician I’ll try to be kind… you’re wrong. Inarguably, utterly, and provably wrong.

Datacenter campuses are manned 24/7. Virtually every internet network packet you and everyone else in the world sends and requests is the product they’re built to provide.

[Beef Swellington🍌 @foundgum]

@BonafideKRS Teachers are great at a lot of things: whining, bitching, being victims, etc. But they suck at teaching:

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@PlotWeaver @CynicalPublius Beautifully conceived and executed. Promote ahead of peers.

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@RobProvince We had a family cabin growing up, too, except we just called it our house. It's where we lived. One bathroom, three small bedrooms, and a tiny kitchen.

[Beef Swellington🍌 @foundgum]

@RepCasar They're already on their way home. That's kind of the point.

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@SirBrayden These could be photos of any corporate tech company's HQ campus. Rename all of it: World Zoom, World Teams, World Slack...

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@SirBrayden @Rossie3 I would have thought they'd have gotten their fill of "lifestyle shopping area" when they gave us Disney Springs.

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@effinnate @Koookiiing Of course. Because no one else in the whole world could perform the role of *that* cashier.

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@GBNT1952 It's incredible how, with just a handful of words, you're consistently able to trigger the jewspergers and force them out into the sunlight.

I applaud you, sir.

[Beef Swellington🍌 @foundgum]

@shoveitjack Watching her eventually get perp-walked will be the culmination of absolutely everything she’s earned for herself.

[Beef Swellington🍌 @foundgum]

@ChristianHeiens I was in semi-rural Ohio a few weeks ago, and it was a similar vibe.

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@GovernorVA My new favorite sport is watching you get benchslapped over and over again for the next four years.