Chris Hemingway

The personal account of Chris Hemingway. Creative Director at LITTLE. Expect design, film, music and football related nonsensicalness

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

Spare VIP ticket for @thecribs in #halifax at @ThePieceHall tomorrow night. Cheaper than face value. DM for deets

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

Nirvana into ‘Stripes. 😘 @shaunwkeaveny

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

Arranging things "randomly" is almost impossible

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

Is there any chance @paulsmithmusic is on cameo dot com ? I have a very important message I'd love him to send to a special person who needs a goodwill message.

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

Never have I said anything more heartfelt...fuck off 2020. Turn the light off, close the door and never come back

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

@RhiannaDhillon @claraamfo @wittertainment 🙌🏻

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

Really behind here, but, loved @claraamfo @RhiannaDhillon as the substitutes on @wittertainment

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

This is why I follow this moron...brilliant

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

So disgusting to watch Twitter’s so-called “Trending”, where sooo many trends are about me, and never a good one. They look for anything they can find, make it as bad as possible, and blow it up, trying to make it trend. Really ridiculous, illegal, and, of course, very unfair!

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

@Mail_Gun Thanks - it's ticket 1305452

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

@Mail_Gun What's the standard response time to a support ticket when on the Foundation plan? We've been waiting since Tuesday and it's do with emails not sending...so pretty important

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

@LFC I think we (lifelong LFC fan) could of paid 100% of non-match day staff without the need for UK gov assistance. This is definitely not in the spirit of the furlough policies. Very disappointing! They are walking alone today...

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

If you don’t stay inside I’ll come and fucking sanitise you from tongue to toosh with a hoseful of bleach, you outdoorsy twats.

[AngryBritain.com @AngryBritain]

I’ve now seen tweets and Facebook posts about branches of Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Aldi, and Morrisons being ‘fully stocked’ today.

So genuinely, you now have enough toilet roll and baked beans to last you until you’re down to your last roll or tin

Chill the fuck out, and stay home!

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

@LITTLEAgencyLDS @JustEatUK The chips from the Chinese will still arrive soggy though!

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

A walk in the countryside this weekend anyone?! https://t.co/zaEJjmLHVY Lovely spot from @nationaltrust

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

@LeedsCC_Help Guessing this should not be 404ing? https://t.co/6QCM7vQUhF

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

Boris Johnson prays to God that this video never makes it into the public domain. Because in his own words it shows what he REALLY thinks of our NHS. If voters saw this it would leave them in zero doubt. Of course BBC will never show voters it.

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

@ASOS HAPPY
BLACK
FRIDAY
(to you too)
#ASOSBlackFriday

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We own https://t.co/OQ5hfKpVXw. Farage and co have sent us a long legal letter demanding we give it to him. Well, he can have the website... for a million quid, all proceeds to the Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants (price goes up £50k a day)

[Chris Hemingway @foundry84]

@photoshop Square ✔️ Square ✔️ Square ✔️ Rounded Corner Square ❌ Why are you doing this to me?