Jade

'Darling, free falls are invigorating to the soul.'
Mom of 2.
She/her

[Jade @fountainjade]

@LindseyGrahamSC You are my Senator, sir, and I expect my children to act better than this. Please put America first. Principle over politics.

[Jade @fountainjade]

@holycityfangirl For some reason? It is listed on Netflix as a comedy. I have always puzzled over that.

[Jade @fountainjade]

Dear creators of all sheet masks ever, I love you, I do. I don't, however, love unfolding your origami mask to get it on my face.

[Jade @fountainjade]

There are 2 cashiers at my local grocery store who are the slowest ringers ever. I will stand in a longer line to avoid them. Likely takes the same amount of time to leave the store, but I will still avoid them to not be annoyed. It's called protecting my mental health.

[Jade @fountainjade]

Are we still doing Twitter these days, or has Elon ruined it for good?

[Jade @fountainjade]

For a kid who thoroughly hated theater camp this summer, my son brings the drama every. damn. day.

[Jade @fountainjade]

@joshuacrocker

[Jade @fountainjade]

@joshuacrocker Social anxiety.

[Jade @fountainjade]

@joshuacrocker This? https://t.co/pzPOOzVzBH

[Jade @fountainjade]

Tagged the wrong Prisma Health....

[Jade @fountainjade]

@CDCgov "Go get your young children vaccinated!" @prismahealth "we don't have that vaccine yet." @Walgreens, @Costco "we won't vaccinate children under 3." @cvspharmacy "we haven't been approved by our chief blah blah blah to give to young children, despite what the cdc said."

[Jade @fountainjade]

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[Jade @fountainjade]

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[Jade @fountainjade]

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[Jade @fountainjade]

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[Jade @fountainjade]

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[Jade @fountainjade]

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[Jade @fountainjade]

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[Stephen Curry @StephenCurry30]

🙌🏽 watch this as much as you watch the game tonight….