mtg enjoyer

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

why did my manager text me this

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

can’t stop using my ult at work (pooping 15 minutes before i leave)

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

magic the gathering lowkey changed my life

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

@numbertumberz Thank you numberz

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

0 minus 3 is still 0 buddy nice try fearmongering

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

@REALGL0RY Criminal

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

gas over 4 dollars in the south don’t even laugh in my general direction shit ain’t funny right now

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

this galaxy gas is so good

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

damn i think i got the hentaivirus too

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

Oh

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

@memegodmel bap only

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

new mmm

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

they keep saying perpetual motion isn’t possible but they never seen me in the kitchen

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

lost the mail key and been feeling like a chud also sticky pork belly i made

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

Whoever decided to make peanuts spreadable needs their butt ate

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

gas just hit 3 dollars

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

thank you beer and cigarette

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

computa give this guy an 800 credit score at the cost of his left testicle