Maggs

➵ One day at a time. @lessismoore504 ❣️

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/IKh0sV1k9l

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

*puts cat in suitcase*

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

How am I supposed to explain to my cat that we are leaving for 7 days 😭

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

Snapchat memories reminded me it should be BUKU weekend 😭

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

You never know who is silently screaming.

[chris @chrisfolse]

is everything okay babe? you've hardly hit your jelfbar

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

From the outside, I seem fine 😌 https://t.co/du0Q6IqW5q

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

I don’t like bleu cheese, but I’m adventurous.

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

It’s amazing what a handle of Wild Turkey can do for you

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

*watches White Lotus 🪷 one time*
*decides to go to Hawaii*

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

Spending the first part of my day trying to remember how to do my job 😂

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

@LindaBriscoo_ THIS

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

And no, they did not wish me happy birthday.

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

First phone call of my birthday was my doctor saying my cholesterol is the highest it’s ever been- despite meds, losing 15lbs, and 6 months of healthy eating. 😭 this is 30.

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

@jefeleblay Incredible

[Jeff LeBlanc @jeffleblanc_]

We named our new Roomba “Floorence”

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

Glitter: it’s not a hobby. It’s a way of life.

[Maggs @fourbagsmaggs]

It’s both satisfying and annoying when your jeans are too loose

[𝑫𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒚 𓃒 @itsyaboydilly]

Call her a candle because she hot, smell good asf, and might burn the house down if I leave her alone too long