Lynn!

🥑 she/her ♒️ 💍 @phucmylife

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

how i felt the first time i ever went to a costco with my bf

[chase @cfree94]

upholding our core values and ensuring increasing revenue for our key shareholders

[dam 🍷 @damnostalgia]

Donald Trump announces that Dua Lipa will lead the Department of Tourism and Travel Management

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i’m voting for the candidate who proposes the most extreme baby execution policy

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

[trash jones @jzux]

maybe the real brat summer was the credit card debt we gained along the way <3

[Sarah @sarah_in_ny]

“Three white male governors stand before me…”

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

when you excel freezes and you open task manager

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“I want $10 million on coconuts.”

[GW @G_wuapbaby]

Just got invited to my friends 3rd baby shower omg girl use your butt!!!

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

LMAOOO

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

Got my IUD swapped out for a new one today and the doc asked me what music I’d like her to play during the appointment to help relax me and idk why but I knew immediately that Lana Del Rey was IUD music

[megan @chismosavirus]

should i get an oil change this week or 5 matcha lattes

[fran @galacticidiots]

Women in STEM (Sensitivity Tenderness and Endless Melancholy)

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy President's Day to her only