Four-Faced Liar

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

No blood in our veins, just these four lanes of hard-assed east-bound Delancey!

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

We don't like to think of them as coelacanths. We like to think of them as coelaCANS!

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

And tonight we are so many Sam Champions reporting on the weather patterns of our minds.

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

We don't like to call them lubricants. We prefer lubriCANS!

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

Deerticking through the honky-bluesy-scruffy minutes of our emotional minds.

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

"The building ain't so big when you walk in there in uniform."

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

Tonight our currency is the cold pork & bean sandwiches of the mind. With mustard.

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission just raided the game of flip cup of our minds.

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

Of the morning fishing trip, grandfather says "they returned smelling of strong drink and short on truth."

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

And tonight we will be fishing for the trophy blue marlins of our mind.

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

And tonight we are so many Ahabs on a rage-fueled hunt for the pale leviathan of our minds.

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

And tonight we will Return to the Pooh Corner of Kenny Loggins' mind.

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

We like our women hairy and our rock smooth.

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

And tonight we will be a couple of Lewises and Clarks searching for the Northwest Passage to our minds.

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

Because we love our minds, we shall set them free.

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

And tonight we will form the rhythm section for the Sammy Hagar-fronted supergroup of our minds.

[Four-Faced Liar @fourfacedliar]

We have literally nothing to lose but our minds.

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And tonight we play so many weathermen trying to make sense of the movements of high- and low- pressure systems in our minds.

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And tonight we will be slingshot backwards FROM the net INTO the cannon. Not the cannon of our minds. A real cannon.

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And tonight we sail On The Account in the Red Sea Trade of our minds.