fourhchic

Bacon makes everything better.

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

Quoth the raven, cough no more

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

24∕7, baby machine
So he can live out his picket fence dreams
It's not an act of love if you make her
You make me do too much labour

Thanks to the original creator

[Cpt. “Kandy” Franklin @CaptNaut]

It's 8:30 but it feels like 2 am.

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

@Souldotna Or grandkids in your case. Hope it’s healed for ski season soon

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

@Souldotna That’s so awful. Fast healing.

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

@AK_Echo After the third baby we switched to Kiinde. So much better. https://t.co/hQPLnV85ly

[History Calendar @historycalendar]

Jimmy Carter is now too old to play with Legos 🧱

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

https://t.co/JEX4Zsvi0f

[billie eilish @billieeilish]

“BIRDS OF A FEATHER” VIDEO OUT NOW https://t.co/QxlyF2XvVf #HITMEHARDANDSOFT

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

I swear this whole music video is a bored 2nd grader making distractions in class.

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

Hoping I don’t have to interact with OCS again this work week. 😣

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

@JoclynAre

[will muldoon @WillMuldoon]

Elevator asked me if I or a loved one straightened my hair and then got cancer on my way to work...

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

I don’t care what anyone says, placing the crash cart right outside the patient’s room to ward off “evil spirits” saves lives

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

the muppets in music videos: thread

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

Summer shenanigans include learning that there is an ICD10 code for being pecked by a chicken. 🐓

[Lonelyspeck @lonelyspeck]

holy shit they recorded tinnitus

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

Who gave the neighborhood children (and mine) a cowbell 🐮 🔔 😠 First day of summer problems.

[fourhchic @fourhchic]

Summer break is off to a great start. The kids just informed me they are working on making a claymore mine. WTH is that? 💣