MISTER AUDI.

ᴄ͟ʟ͟ᴀ͟ʀ͟ᴋ͟ ʙ͟ᴇ͟ɴ͟ᴇ͟ᴛ͟ᴛ͟ᴏ͟ɴ — •
team principal of the audi revolut f1 team.

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

𝑱𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑽𝑬 ͟𝗠͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗧͟𝗔͟𝗟͟𝗜͟𝗧͟𝗬͟.͟ ͟ ͟ ͟

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

@enginesmade Sure thing, love.

Right now?

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

Demanding as ever. I thought I already impressed you.

I know, you‘re quite the ice king.

[ᴍɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇᴅᴇꜱ .ᐟ @hissilverarrows]

hmm. maybe i wouldn't leave you hanging again if you impress me.

well, yes. and you know i don't just hand over compliments to anyone.

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

@enginesmade I guess I like a little danger after all. No risk, no fun.

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

It‘s none of your business, you noisy ass.

What do you mean by “we”?

[𝙏𝙒𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙔-𝙎𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 .ᐟ @aureatespeed]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHUSH WHEN MY BOSS IS TRYING TO HIT ON ANOTHER TEAM'S BOSS???

you can cancel my bonus, but the photos can compensate when we sell them to the paparazzi.

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

Only for today? That‘s not very generous of you. To just leave me hanging dry after today again.

Oh? Do I hear a compliment?

[ᴍɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇᴅᴇꜱ .ᐟ @hissilverarrows]

maybe it's valid only for today since you've given me a little treat.

hmm. i dunno . . . you're very nice to look at, though.

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

@enginesmade We‘ll just have to be extra sneaky, hm?

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

WILL YOU SHUSH! …

I‘m gonna cancel your bonus, that‘s it.

[𝙏𝙒𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙔-𝙎𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 .ᐟ @aureatespeed]

my dog is already asleep, he doesn't need another walk. 🤨

pr told you what, exactly? why is the subject suddenly about diego and i now? we're still talking about you and johann? do you fancy him? are you gonna ask him out? are you gonna kiss him? are you gonna f— [ GUNSHOT. ]

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

@laflamamadre Am I not behaving?

[ He looks at her all innocently, raising his arms into the air. ]

Cat got claws, huh?

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

Get training !!!

[𝐧𝐨. ⁵ @hisrawspeed]

yeah , mister horny.

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

@BL0CKMX0UT // DINO!

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

I get special privileges now? … Interesting.

Almost seems like you missed me too.

[ᴍɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇᴅᴇꜱ .ᐟ @hissilverarrows]

but i'm free for you now . . . but still busy for others.

so, you really were looking for me. how adorable.

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

A sight for sore eyes.

[ᴍɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇᴅᴇꜱ .ᐟ @hissilverarrows]

what do i look like to you, clark?

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

I‘m sure he needs another walk.

Nothing of your concern, you‘re busy with your very own teammate. PR told me.

[𝙏𝙒𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙔-𝙎𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 .ᐟ @aureatespeed]

i've already walked my dog today.

you just want to get rid of me so that you can go make out with johann or something.

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

Nothing to see here, shoooo !

[𝐧𝐨. ⁵ @hisrawspeed]

🤨🤨🤨

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

Very busy it seems.

No, what makes you think that. Just saw you‘re missing in the paddock …

[ᴍɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇᴅᴇꜱ .ᐟ @hissilverarrows]

sorry, got too busy with the sponsors . . .

you sound like you've missed me.

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

Not fair for you to look like that.

[ᴍɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇᴅᴇꜱ .ᐟ @hissilverarrows]

😉

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

Yeah, I‘d rather not your noisy ass spying on me.

You have a dog to walk, do you not?

[𝙏𝙒𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙔-𝙎𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 .ᐟ @aureatespeed]

ooohhh, why are you trying to get rid of me now?

so that i wouldn't be the third wheel to you and him?

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

@laflamamadre [ Clark smirked sightly at that sassy reaction. ]

Like I said, it‘s quite strong poison. I‘ll take the same.

[MISTER AUDI. @fourredrings]

Where you been? …

… I did text you.

[ᴍɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇᴅᴇꜱ .ᐟ @hissilverarrows]

perhaps.
took you a long time, clark.