Seraph Finance

currently net worth ~ 35k | 80% ROI last year | 1 Million plus in revenue from businesses I’ve own | debt free

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

This year my goal is to sell 3,000 candles

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

@InquiriesClaim_ No I didn’t accept it obviously but why would it even show a batch that would take multiple ferry rides and multiple hours to get to.

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

@Instacart should I accept this job that would take me over 3 hours to get to?

I’ve reported this to @InstacartHelp multiple times and they don’t fix these issues. I swear there isn’t anyone actually working at instacart because nothing ever changes

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

Called @Costco to see if they still had pokemon cards in stock so I don’t waste my time driving out there. Told me they can’t say over the phone if they do on those products.

Shit customer service. Should I cancel my Costco membership?

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

@Haqiqatjou The prophet Mohammed was a pedophile.

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

@Ashleyhays2089 You read the book of James? The brother of The Lord Jesus literally says it is a religion. The “it’s a relationship not a religion” line is the easiest way to find out someone is unfit to teach and holds cool sayings above the words of Scripture. Go repent

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

Reported a fake card to eBay and because it says it’s a “fan art” it’s allowed.

@eBay I guess policy is to allow fakes? Even if it infringes on @Pokemon IP you still allow it?

Anyone who still buys from eBay is an idiot.

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

@jvnior The prophet Mohammed was a pedophile

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

Yesterday I accidentally answered to a scam caller one that pretends to be from google saying your business isn’t listed and they need to help fix it. Naturally I told her my name was John Piss, she got mad but told me she would call back tomorrow. She just called again.. why?

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

The number of pastors who are absolute assholes is astounding.

If you spend time on social media you’d never know it but being a dick isn’t a fruit of the spirit.

And let me be clear I hate heretics. If this was the old covenant I’d kill prophets of baal. But it isn’t

[Jonathan Shuttlesworth @JDShuttlesworth]

No way anyone ever impregnated you once. You look like Brent Musberger.

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

@JDShuttlesworth I hate heretics and blasphemers but kindness is a fruit of the spirit even when surrounded by people who don’t deserve it.

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

The number of illegal aliens dangerously driving semi trucks is insane. Newsome and other liberals need to be held responsible. All federal funding should be cut from states until they pull licenses from illegals. Innocent lives shouldn’t be lost to ease liberal guilt

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

@realnorma_kay @TheresaArueyin1 You know that it was the Romans who stripped him right? Like this is one of the most brain dead takes I’ve ever heard. Literally someone heard Jesus was arrested, ran after him in his bed clothes, the Roman and temple guard grabbed him and ripped his clothes

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

I guarantee that the CEO of twitch will get outted for some type of sexually inappropriate behavior at some point.

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

The AI crash is coming in the next five years. Those of us who are smart already realize how far off it is from being able to actually produce value. In every corporate setting it can’t do anything useful

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

So I have found out that @Instacart only charges the delivery fee and heavy pay based off the original order and not modifications. I’m think of placing a small order and then before the person gets to the store adding like 300 pounds of water to show how the system can be abused

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

Not even joking I see people having to cover their nose with their clothing in the yogurt aisle at my local grocery store because there are so many Indians there. I really wish this was a joke, I wish the stereotype wasn’t true. Not trying to be racist just stating a fact

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

Why did we choose India as the country to do all our customer support? Has anyone ever actually been helped by an Indian person?

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

PSA and GameStop and going bankrupt. They’re doing with Pokemon cards what Zillow tried to do with houses. Thinking they could buy the whole market up and push competition out and in reality they’re going to overpay for a ton of inventory and end up in massive debt

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

@HotelWorkersPAC The prophet Mohammed was a pedophile

[Seraph Finance @fourthseraph]

@WallStreetApes If you look into the penal system you will find it is corrupt beyond saving. The entire thing needs to be reworked from start to finish and everyone currently involved barred from touching it ever again.