@FreshAsKell I’m more of a “kick things over, screaming incoherently about my English muffin, until someone takes a certain-to-be-viral video of my meltdown” kind of guy
It is possible that during my life no one has been or will be as cool as Ben Orr singing “…and you look so fancy, I can tell” at 1:32 of this video. https://t.co/5yGR7M9Mmb
I should absolutely be in the kind of spiritual condition where I’m grateful to get to put on a coat and tie and head to the courthouse for an in-person 30-second hearing.
But instead I’m considering making a claim against the county for the cost of laundering one shirt.
@FreshAsKell@RustyLord Yeah, yeah. I got a kid in college in a couple years and I just got clients in this cold-ass part of the world used to the idea that they are paying for it.
Daughter’s school just sent an email saying “we’ve changed web providers and an unspecified number of days ago you would have received a code you would not have understood from a sender you had never heard of. Well, you’ll need that now, so go find it.”