Rick Jeffries

Lawyer. Powerlifter. Baseball/softball dad. Social account - for #infosec and privacy tweets, see @JeffriesInfoSec

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@FreshAsKell We’re a big-time law firm. Here’s what I’m doing this afternoon

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Our office has everything:
• Hot Cocoa
• Tea
• Beverage stirrers
• Tape

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@MichaelGoodwil2 Please. Here at the dignified old firm we have bow-tie-wearing orderlies to bring us coffee on china

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@justinclay The refrigerator. Duh

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@serahsue I was a big fan of Goose Jerky until he was traded to the Astros

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@Nolan_Mc I thought only lawyers were in the thrall of Big Plaque

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@Nolan_Mc @GaddieWindage Also we’ve normalized cultural appropriation of the umlaut

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In which I display my hipness to my daughter by almost guessing the name of the artist whose show she attended

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Paint correction: Adequate

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@FreshAsKell Please donate to my GoFundMe

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Also Jimmy John’s did not deliver the pickle I ordered with my sandwich. It is my lot to struggle, apparently

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Hy-Vee did not toast my English muffin before buttering it and serving it to me. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time

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@FreshAsKell I’m more of a “kick things over, screaming incoherently about my English muffin, until someone takes a certain-to-be-viral video of my meltdown” kind of guy

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Hy-Vee did not toast my English muffin before buttering it and serving it to me. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time

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@NWSOmaha Are we really thinking we’ll have highs in the 30s until April?

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It is possible that during my life no one has been or will be as cool as Ben Orr singing “…and you look so fancy, I can tell” at 1:32 of this video. https://t.co/5yGR7M9Mmb

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@bradwphoto Probably an offset to my damages. Good point.

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I should absolutely be in the kind of spiritual condition where I’m grateful to get to put on a coat and tie and head to the courthouse for an in-person 30-second hearing.

But instead I’m considering making a claim against the county for the cost of laundering one shirt.

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@FreshAsKell @RustyLord Yeah, yeah. I got a kid in college in a couple years and I just got clients in this cold-ass part of the world used to the idea that they are paying for it.

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Daughter’s school just sent an email saying “we’ve changed web providers and an unspecified number of days ago you would have received a code you would not have understood from a sender you had never heard of. Well, you’ll need that now, so go find it.”