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⚡Very useful for wannabe book-keepers: Presentation "Chapter 4 Recording, Summarising and Posting Transactions." https://t.co/vlDUmU99dF

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#WorldBookDaycostume Youngest was supposed to go in as a Cenobyte from Clive Barker's Hellraiser but chose to go as a pirate instead. :-(

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A girl got on my bus in the cold and rain this morning wearing a black negligee. The driver's hands were shaking when he gave her her change

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Four Inch Nails #penisbands
#waitwhat

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Completely, absolutely, correct. Look for the agenda. Nader Atassi on Paris attacks last night:

https://t.co/QK7fboaeKN

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Islam abused as a flag of convenience for scum who just want to murder defenceless people. ISIL helps them do that. #Paris #Lebanon #Iraq

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'Won't Be Long (I'd Just Give it a Couple of Minutes)' by Urethra Franklin

#urologysongs

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Has anyone thought to poll those who voted CON based purely on manifesto promises what they think now?

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Surely by now it's dawning on evemn the Toriest Tory MP's that Cameron, Osborne, May, IDS and Hunt are embarrassing their party?

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@demindblower Knife fight! Knife fight! Knife fight!

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#WomanNameAFilm The 39 Stephs

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#businessidea - "BaconNation": like Minecraft, but everything is made of bacon. In the real world. My house, preferably.

#BaconNation

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I'm so old I remember being able to look at a website without a popup blocking the fucking screen 10 seconds later.

#birthday

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Amanita Called Horse #MakeAMovieDeadly

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Ebola-ing for Columbine #MakeAMovieDeadly

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A Call to Armitage Shanks #CrapperBooks

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#CrapperBooks The Strange Case of the Log in the Night-Time