Fowl Language 🦆

Tired parent. Coffee enthusiast. Cartoonist Ordinaire

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Hey- not only am I on Mastodon https://t.co/mNSfYtIMDI, but I just joined Hive Social, also @ fowllanguage
(At least until some other sociopathic billionaire ruins those, too.)

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As any kid can tell you, not all snow is created equal! https://t.co/BHUJfbdzCt

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I used to be such a big shot to my kids. Emphasis: “used to be”.
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There’s a whole lotta denial happening this time of year. https://t.co/rX6s8hUHkV

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Sure, immortality SOUNDS nice, but I can't help but think this would get old, literally and figuratively, real quick. Read more about it here: https://t.co/LfxRYVY57o

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My clothes have a habit of walking off, but at least I know where they’re going. https://t.co/y9Fv4E6e1n

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Sledding is very exciting thing to do with an end that no kid ever anticipates. https://t.co/qHxfdENkA4

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We’ve got two 11th graders in the house, so we’re starting to panic a bit about spending enough quality time with the kids before they move on... https://t.co/HB828JThuD

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School has been called off for 3 days in a row so far, and just like Frankie, my kids are in heaven. Where I am is a little different. https://t.co/maFjALrrmK

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Spent a few hours shoveling today. Got the driveway cleared just fine- outside of that invisible train that hit me. https://t.co/eFa6mtfsH2

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I’m no fan of humidity or mosquitoes but I will fight anyone over this matter. https://t.co/6FIOw8UuP6

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Frankie’s new year’s resolution to overcome all her fears is off to a bumpy start... find out her latest issue here:
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Welcome to the new year! Anything is possible! (Oh, god…) https://t.co/d4f5BTS2sh

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Frankie has big plans for the new year! (Her dad is being a little more cautious and I’m with him on this one ). Find out all the resolutions here: https://t.co/tFLFhIz31u

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My oldest kids are driving (god help me) and have acquired some used but reliable cars that they take much pride in. Funny how that happens NOW.... https://t.co/5W0hQ3Vrfm

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It’s a new tragic twist on a Christmas classic. Also, anyone get the license plate # of that truck that hit me? https://t.co/C3hXEdUImR

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A nostalgic oldie but goodie from the early days of Fowl Language (with a new bonus panel)! Much love and thanks to all the followers and supporters of my work!
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Some people get SO carried away this time of year, amirite??
And happy holidays to one and all! So very grateful for all readers of Fowl Language and Frankie Fearless. It’s because of YOUR support that my kids have presents under the tree this year. 🥲🥰 https://t.co/foqe9NSEBe

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Turns out I have more in common with my kids this time of year than I ever thought I would. Find out how here: https://t.co/ZUXWz9LOBz

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She was already worried about going to see Santa and now she’s gonna get hit with the hard questions! Check the link to find out what happens! https://t.co/K7VJLJHpX2

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Never thought I’d long for the days when they had a 200 item list ready to go before Halloween. Read all about it here: https://t.co/tPNOUmtuNh And don’t forget to subscribe on Tinyview! It’s free and it helps feed my family!