Chris Fowler

I won't sit down and I won't shut up And most of all I will not grow up

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

Champions 🔴⚪️ @ArsenalWFC

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

Well played lads @Arsenal 🔴⚪️❤️

[Donald Tusk @donaldtusk]

Dear @ZelenskyyUa, dear Ukrainian friends, you are not alone.

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

@SkyHelpTeam is sky sport + going to work tonight or is it dead for all? Your forum suggests this is not a me issue. ??

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

This said. @Arsenal Can we maybe go a game without picking up a red card from being a bit dim, thank you.

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

Proudest I’ve ever been in an @Arsenal performance. Well played lads! ❤️

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

Southgate’s legacy sadly will be building a team whose whole is significantly less than the sum of its parts. Time to move on and focus on 2026 with fresh leadership. #England #BBCSport

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

👑👑

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

HE'S DONE IT!

LEWIS HAMILTON WINS A THRILLING BRITISH GRAND PRIX 🇬🇧🏆

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Southgate taking the top scorer in Germany, the Players of the Season from England and Spain, and moulding a team that resembles Derby 2007/08 is a sensational achievement, in fairness.

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

#England

[William Hill @WilliamHill]

Coming home? Unlikely after that. 😬

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

Rory 😭😭😭

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

LEAKED: Rishi Sunak's campaign diary - Day 2

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

I missed the great Churchillian call to arms but I am guessing from the rash of “wtf was that about?” messages that a) there was no clear purpose that made sense and required a PM statement. B) He delivered it badly. C) He is vaguely hoping it will stir things up a bit. But frankly he would do so much better if he just tried to do the job. Govern. Lead. Stop all this performative bullshit. The longer he delays an election the angrier 🇬🇧 will become.

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

Maybe next time let’s tweet a picture of the goal posts and show it to the team so they remember what they look like 👍

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Emirates Stadium awaits 🏟️

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

@Chillysbottles I received my delivery today however I paid for engraving and the product has arrived with no engraving. Incredibly disappointing as this is a gift. Can the correct product be sent?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Man City and Chelsea watching Everton get hit with a 10 point deduction

[Chris Fowler @fowler_95]

This all stopped being amusing a while ago now, can we have an election please @RishiSunak ? Let’s leave these ridiculous moments to satire with @Aiannucci instead of doing them for real where, you know, real people feel the impact 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Suella Braverman @SuellaBraverman]

My letter to the Prime Minister

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Oh piss off! How the fuck am I supposed to parody that!!?