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Sugar, we're going down swinging

[Will @WilllWhalen]

dear @chesscom can you please make this an actual theme so that i don’t get caught playing at work please and thanks

[maitri @maitrishahhhh]

what I thought would make me feel wealthy:
• cars
• watches
• mansions
• handbags

what makes me feel wealthy:
• remote work
• buying groceries w/o looking at the price
• being loved & having people to love
• afternoon walks at 2pm
• easy access to nature & the beach

[PharmaFactz @PharmaFactz]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
nausea and vomiting.

[victorious out of context @victoriouslyooc]

jade goes to a performing arts school

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

in mathematics, we don't say "everyone has a soulmate"
instead we say "for every ε > 0, there exists a δ > 0 such that
|f(x)-f(x0)| < ε whenever |x-x0| < δ"
and i think that's beautiful

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

angry!

[Naomi_Osakas_Sweatband @Kind_regards__]

Who’s listening to this Valentine’s Day giveaway on KFM right now??
This woman had option between valentines date at a hotel with her husban or a SMEG kettle and she chose the kettle 🤣🤣
love that for this Queen🤣🤣🤣

[🥬🐛 @fox_fatale76]

Sure it's a calming notion, perpetual in motion
But I don't need the comfort of any lies

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

I’m actually in tears how does a cat have a receding hairline

[courtney @queersuga]

i will purposely ignore physical character traits, “they were blonde” no they weren’t actually

[zoe 🫣 @zoesnewusername]

if people are looking to adapt fanfiction for book deals and movies they need to be look on ao3 not wattpad

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

Anime: Attack on Titan

[🥬🐛 @fox_fatale76]

Wordle 293 4/6

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[Jokamundo @Jokamundo]

Tony Hawk really fucked up by not turning his 20 kids into the skateboarding Kardashians