Janine Fox 🦦 💚

Likes owls/otters/shiny things. Opinions stolen from people who I think are cool and clever. Or are about otters. Vegan feminist. A laugh at parties. She/her💚

[NHS @NHSuk]

Today is #WorldPerimenopauseDay.

Perimenopause is one of the three stages of menopause and may cause both physical and mental health symptoms.

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[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

Borrowing hair straighteners from my youngest girl because I lent mine to my oldest girl who lent hers to my youngest girl...#Houseofgirls (and curated curls)

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

A billion thanks to @restisents for bringing this joy to my world
Martin Roberts' Invisible "Why Did You Want To Buy This Place?’ Piano https://t.co/hHjT8XQZqK via @YouTube

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

@StephLLawrence Steady now!

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

Too lovely *cries in pure*

[The Poke @ThePoke]

A man taught his dog to jump on the bed, and it’s today’s most joyous thing.
https://t.co/rrmr5vcJok

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

The nonchalance of the dog and the glee of fadder are just perfect 👌

[Tadhg Fleming @tadhgfleming_]

Here is the longer & original version of me shoving my fadder into a balloon 🤣💚☘️

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

Remembering the name of someone I know when I need to introduce them to someone else.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

name something harder than this😭

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

One of the funniest exchanges in a British sitcom, from 'Yes, Prime Minister'.

Sir Humphrey: The only way to understand the press is to remember that they pander to their readers' prejudices.

PM Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: the Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; the Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; the Times is read by the people who actually do run the country; the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; the Financial Times is read by people who own the country; the Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun?

Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big t**s.

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

I'll assume I would get a 20% discount if i said "Pompidou" at the till at Lidl, but I don't like coffee. @beansaladpod

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

*technically speaking my daughter, but "housemate" is cooler and makes me young and relatable

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

Went to collect helium balloons today for my housemate's* 21st birthday tomorrow
Balloon man: don't get them wet or cold
Me: cool cool cool. Fine fine fine. Let me introduce you to my friend JOCELYN who is waiting for me outside.
Also have I ordered balloons or a Mogwai?

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

Just 👌 as ever but the little @mrjamesob mention even upped it there (and is fair given his "love to the family" nods).

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

"How can I have an opinion without seeing what everyone else thinks first?"

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

Ring the crab bell 🦀🔔 @beansaladpod @benpartridge

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Crabs have evolved to live on land between seven and 17 times in their 230 million year history.

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

Can I check who we're fighting and when? Only my mum says I need to wear my scarf to protect me from the croup you see

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

They're all mad.

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

@5tevieM Not sure I can understand this without the context of the creator waking up to the memory of being a child/on holiday/one Sunday and needing to recreate the smell/sights/sounds of their childhood/autumn in Maine/pretentious episode 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

@iam_benthompson @JasonManford My partner and I came to see the show a couple of weeks ago and were blown away by all of it but your puppetry stood out so much! It was so easy to believe Toto was real - the movements were so incredibly realistic. And we did worry about your back!!

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

@JaneyGodley I wish people were more focused on how the government spends our money than a private individual spending her money on a special treat 🙄. I enjoyed your posts - I'd love to do something like that one day - and hope you had a wonderful evening.

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

I need to have this clip just on standby when people say to me "I don't do politics".
And don't get me started on this practice of using "do" to replace all the verbs.

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

I don't know or care if I've already shared this on here.

It's OUTSTANDING.

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

@StephLLawrence Thanks Steph! It is thank you! Hope all is well with you X

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

Cider! Live music! My housemate! And shade! Perfect

[Janine Fox 🦦 💚 @fox_janine]

@LindaGreening4 Thank you so much! Hope all is well with you 😘