Fox Manual

Ever wondered what a fox might have on it's care tag? Wonder no more! Suggestions accepted!

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Caution: If your fox is equipped with an inflation option, never exceed the maximum recommended pressure.

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Fox sheaths double as pillows and/or flotation devices.

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Allowing your fox to work with mediums such as clay will always result in phallic shaped creations.

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Exposing your fox to 4/20 activities may result in husky like behaviour, which really isn't all that diifferent from regular fox behaviour.

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Never allow your fox out of your sight unless he is wearing his collar and ID.

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Fox ears should never be used as handles. Excessive strain can lead to fennec like characteristics.

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If your Fox gets into glue, baby oil will help remove it from fur. Foxes should should be heavily supervised around glue. Never leave your Fox with glue unsupervised.

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Some foxes are zero maintenance & self lubricating.

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If you leave a fox alone for more than 8 hours, there is a chance he may explode. Limit the amount of time your fox spends alone to below 8 hours to prevent risk of an explosion.

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Huskies are not foxes. Huskies are not foxes. Huskies are not foxes. Huskies are not foxes. Huskies are foxes.

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Should your fox panic or become hysterical, place a paper bag over his head and wait 10 seconds for a reset to occur.

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Caution: exposing your fox to thought provoking stimulus can lead to a headtilt over extension condition.

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Caution: Foxes bond to skin instantly.

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While your fox functions equally well in both portrait and landscape mode, avoid leaving upside-down for extended periods.

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Unauthorized unlocking of foxes aquired through contract can result in ear and tail malfunctions.

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Dressing and acting like a fox does not make you a fox.

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Caution: Do not attempt to stop a moving fox with your genitals.

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Caution: Foxes can be forgetful during times of prolonged excitement. Ensure your fox eats regularly and is kept well hydrated.

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If your Fox gets into glue, baby oil will help remove it from fur. Foxes should should be heavily supervised around glue. Never leave your Fox with glue unsupervised.

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Fat foxes require daily cake, love and brushing.