Heather Brazelton

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@elsalv15 @travelocity @ExpediaGroup Same experience. Never again.

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@travelocity Thanka for booking me a place with no rooms and now a 4 hour hold for customer service…

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@Ludus_Machinae It’s not anymore. 😂😂

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@POTUS Add three more to the vaccinated number in your pocket. #COVID19vaccines #vaccinated #FamilyFunTime

[OREO Cookie @Oreo]

Hey, you.

You made it through Monday.

Get yourself an OREO ❤️

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@ChadChoateEJ @rachEcurley He’s not on vacation in Mexico...

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

Bam! Do your part. Be part of the solution.

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@worst_cooks plays on the television. Whispers in the room. Brave child squeaks out, “you could win this mom”. Compliment? Inquiring minds want to know. #thismom #notacook #theysurvived

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@Accedo 1. I wish my taxes were done.
2. I’m out of coffee at home.
3. Work.
4. It’s -20 real air temp here - wind makes it colder.

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

Gone are the days when your kids borrow money. Now they ask to borrow Bitcoin. #grownup #bitcoin #crypto #investyoung #howcanisayno

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@RuPaulsDragRace @Oreo Secret Option 3 for the win. #proudmom #proudally

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@AZGOP Pretty sure your leader conditioned us to not give a fvck about your feelings, since you don’t care about ours. Or was that just pre-election? What’s good for the goose is good for the gander...

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@Oreo @Accedo needs way more @Oreo today!

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@WhiteHouse For the first time in almost 4 years this man finally followed a script written by professionals because we all know those were not his words and not what he wanted to say.

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

It’s 364 days until Christmas and people already have their light up! Unbelievable.

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

Went to the store for essentials, dude cuts in line, stands so. Lose I feel every breathe, and now I’m home sans essentials showering. #SuperSpreaderEvent #SuperSpreader #asshole #covidisnotagame #Covid_19 #COVIDIOTS

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

It’s that kind of year. #2020 #WeedLovers #legalizeit

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

@Oreo ❤️V🧡O💛T💚E💙D💜

[Heather Brazelton @foxsmom99]

It’s December, in North Dakota. This is a win. 💕 #NorthDakota #WeatherUpdate #assbitingcold #notreally #sunshine&butterflies