h3artbre4k s0ldi3r

you will never break the chain - insta : c.ykpv

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

Washington D.C stands for Washington Da City and this is my first tweet

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

@DJOracki suck my cock!

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

WikiAnswers How To Stop the Linear Flow of Time
Please

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

made a playlist to cheer me up when I’m in a bad mood, now I can’t listen to it bc I associate it with being in a bad mood 😃

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

nothing more comforting than catching a familiar Russian swear word on the streets of Fuckknowswhere, England

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

@nowthisnews wait only now?!?! every other country has required one since July??

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

when u scratch an animal on its little head and then it tilts said little head to the side that ur scratching....wow:)

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

played the wrong Frank playlist and Self Control came on..now he's only choking me so I stop crying so mf loud

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

i already know my appendix is gonna kill me someday

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

it’s 03:53am and I just finished all my work for 2 modules from the past 2 weeks! yes I am productive🥰 yes I am successful🥰 yes I am killing this🥰

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toc toc
who is
is my
is your?
is my house go away

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

saddest part of living alone is drawing smiley faces on the steamed up shower wall & knowing nobody else will see them:(

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

deleted her city’s time from my Clock app 💔

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

wait strangers really smile at each other on the street over here? you guys weren’t kidding about that?

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

did 1 ab workout now I scream in pain every time I sneeze

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

so weird how if you never do things then things will never get done. kind of unfair if you ask me

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

Fine I’ll say it...laundry makes no sense

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

some of the best days of my life would never have been possible if not for some of the worst days of my life. 444.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

doctor doctor, I think i am a house.
doctor: well be quiet then

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how can the zoo snakes play a drum

they say to the zookeeper oh there is bees on your drum and the zookeeper bangs it to get the bees off

[h3artbre4k s0ldi3r @foxthottie]

if you hate on people clapping on planes you need therapy...you hate people coming together to express gratitude for 5-10 seconds? you hate joy? is that what it is you miserable sack of shit?something so pure strikes anger in you?tiny moments of happiness as a society??? Fuck off