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Doing the absolute most AND the bare minimum. Trashy, absolutely fuckin feral, occasionally Big Chillin ⚖🦂🐮 she/her

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Also since I last used Twitter I got a kitten named Skrimp and I feel like you all deserve to meet him, he's a full blown crazy

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Hey guys I'm not dead lol. Quite honestly since moving to my boyfriends hometown and getting to hang out with people again has just made me really miss all my friends from back home & I started using fb again. If you want to keep in contact feel free to add me on there ❤

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@fraterfdisk It's still dry where we're at currently, but I might have to drive down today if this one place calls me back 🥲🙃 lol

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Tired of listening to men complain? A playlist of female/nonbinary alt, punk & hardcore
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@MadamMoodyTofu I will say, I used to visit a friend in Kansas City all the time and my brother had work across the state and we have had many convos about how for a state with a really bad reputation, everyone we met was the nicest human being ever to exist lol.

[Kai @Tasnyx]

*obviously on coke* Damn shawtie you kafkaesque as fuck!

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@smokedsage Omg I would absolutely love this, thank you 😭❤❤❤❤❤

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🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 this weekend we are gonna try really hard to secure a place in Galveston, at absolute worst get this small place in Anahuac that's very cheap & cute & have my first stable home since uhhhhhh October 2020 🤞🤞🤞🤞 do some prayers and witchcraft for me thank you

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@synoisia @fraterfdisk Galveston ain't ready for that much power, hurricanes will be the least of their worries 🤣❤

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@fraterfdisk I think Anthony is off on Sunday and we were gonna head down to look at some places! Thank you 🤣❤

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@soyboyshithead Going into HR block with a fistful of drive through receipts and Marlboro rewards codes

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There should be a tax write off for smoking weed and also hanging out

[✨ Boy Wonder ✨ @LilGyasi]

@KingVirgo9

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First question to all prospective landlords: are you in a right-wing cult with Selma Hayek and do you allow small dogs

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@ImWeissBaden @FatcatSmf @Strandjunker Oh my god I wish I was as delusional as you, the rich aren't gonna open mouth kiss you for defending them, and they most definitely aren't gonna give you a slice of their money 🤣🤣🤣 poor and middle class get taxed to hell while billionaires pay $0, sounds like a great system 🤣

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@syrup502 Sjjsjsjsjskskkskskks I'm here for it 😭

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Spent like an hour yesterday trying to convince my bf to buy a wallaby solely so he could name it Wally B Wallace like come on dude you were given a gift with that last name and being born into a state with lax exotic pet laws come onnnnn

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Of all the social programs you could con your way into, the one that requires years of medical verification & often a lawyer in a country with no Healthcare AND requires you to live in poverty to get your "free money" is not the gravy train people think it is lmao