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not delicate like a flower; delicate like a bomb

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

when your worst fears come true, so now at last you're free

[𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚑 @Noshitdelilah]

Well aren't you a ray of fucking sunshine this morning.

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

Burning a bridge takes too long.
I prefer explosives.

[Buddy Jnr💚🩺💉 @BuddyJnrrr]

The greatest escape of all time... and nobody saw it coming.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

"mayyyybe the problem is you" oh the problem is definitely me, next question

[fishious @fishquichee]

Once i figure out how to form a coherent sentence you guys are fucked

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

I would have been sadder about Charlie Kirk‘s death if I knew it was gonna lead me to having to hear from Erika Kirk every fucking day.

[P @foxyyytrot]

@panaceanne I thought it was going to turn into McDonald’s chicken nuggets

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i’m dua lipa i’m always on vacation and have a perfect meet cute story girl fuck you

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I love the fact the rage baiting is an universal concept for fun

[jrod @AdversiveCurse]

Being single is so fun when you’re interesting and fun and have cool hobbies and love yourself

[P @foxyyytrot]

@PostinClips @grok how much is this car worth

[RI-RI @thegirllriri]

i highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from things like, falling in love.

[Matt the anarchist 🏴 Ⓐ @tigerfoos]

Men should also decenter men

[aisha⸆⸉☁️ @everaishamore]

swifties 2 years ago: what is a field goal

swifties now:

[Enzo🥶 @enzoweb_3]

i don’t want a nicer body for men i want a nicer body so i can sit in my room alone and look at it

[regina george @meanlore]

that prenup is about to be longer than any book travis kelce has ever read

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

saw a TikTok that said “your husband is the only legitimate family you get to choose and you’d pick a fucking loser???”

my sentiments exactly