Zoidberg

im up for whatever

[LJ @Dublin42]

So let's be absolutely clear here ... #GE17 #GeneralElection

[Big Ben @big_ben_clock]

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

[eFootball Universe @PesUniverse]

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[Zoidberg @fozzergill]

#Trump lol

[KONAMI France @KONAMIFR]

Ne vous contentez pas de marquer, faites le avec classe ! 😎
Des exemples ? Regardez cette superbe compilation de buts par @pesMotD ! ⚽️

[Glenn Wool @GlennWool]

Do chickens know we eat their eggs or do they just assume that we're hatching them and that the outside world is absolutely full of birds

[Jonny Lupton @jlup1980]

Is it time to press the panic button yet #twitterclarets?

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Guitarists, don't give up. Remember that Jimmy Page had to learn Stairway the way all of us did. By carefully watching someone else.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

There are some strong hints that this wordsearch compiler doesn't enjoy their job

[Ben Osborn @OsbornOn1]

Thanks for all the kind messages regarding my new contract. Buzzing to have commited my future to Forest and good to get the 3 points yday!

[Simon Brotherton @SimonBrotherton]

Dutch cycling federation also say Van Vleuten is "ok, more news later." #bbcrio2016

[Empty Seats Galore @EmptySeatsPics]

Shot from an equestrian event at #Rio2016. (https://t.co/lCqPR4V1OX)

[Becky Adlington @BeckAdlington]

Such a shame seeing so many empty seats! #Olympics2016

[Zoidberg @fozzergill]

@WayneDavid81 you witnessed #nationalvirginsonbikesactinglikecuntsday

[Zoidberg @fozzergill]

@Cat_lucy1 its #nationalvirginsonbikesactinglikecuntsday