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taken = @treywey98604396 rip juice. coc luvr. real ones know who dey r

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@deathgripsmonke but how do i poach it?

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anyone know how to poach an egg?

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@treywey98604396 you draw the line at punctuation i take it

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News flash: calling coleslaw, slaw does not make you any cooler.

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Am watching the and someone gets £1,000 on the cash builder. Just go home there’s no money here for you

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Lying on an April fools is a funny prank but lying on any other day is “spreading misinformation ”.

Society.

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Never trust a girl who thinks Dubai is the greatest place in the world

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If you send voice messages don’t send me one, I’ve already had enough of you.

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Please leave me alone. I just sent a message that read “yes”. You do not need to reply.

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Shoutout Whitney Houston, thought she was dead but I guess she living her life

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There are way too many people on the internet who don’t know the difference between lose and loose.

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People were saying whoops then someone added - ie daisy. What was the thinking behind that?

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What ricegum be doing now?

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@treywey98604396 you are eighteen.

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Milton Keynes could do with a few more roundabouts

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Remember, there is always a decision to be made

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Never seen a goth grandma

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Haven’t gotten a paper cut in like 13 years, do they even exist anymore?

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@treywey98604396 cow

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congrats to @treywey98604396 on passing their driving test!!! 🎫🥵🥵🎶🎶🚨🚨