Trefeserti 🌤️

In the clouds ⛅️

[Blvck_kaka🦍 @kakaofph1]

God abeg add me for lineup, I don too watch my mates ball

[Faridat | Video Editor @workwithfaridat]

Get a skill, get a skill

It’s been over 3 months since I became confident in mine, yet I haven’t gotten a single gig. I’ve applied for jobs, sent out applications, put myself out there… still nothing.

It’s honestly tiring.

[GPS @madebygps]

get into cloud and infra engineering like right now...

[Bradley Grey @BradleyGrey_]

ASK. GIRLS. OUT.

Don't spend 2 weeks chit chatting over text or DMs.

Ask them out because you'll find 80% drop off immediatley.

Because they never had any intention of going out with you, they just liked the attention.

Screen for girls who actually want to meet.

[Trefeserti 🌤️ @FPicket19721]

@_thetrenchboy 🤣🤣🤣

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

Walahi, if 3 people are serious about making their first ₦1M before the end of the year, forget trying to find ₦1M clients in Nigeria. Go after dollar-paying clients. At roughly ₦1,500/$, you only need around $670 to cross ₦1M. That could be one $700 project, two $350 projects, four $175 projects, or a combination of smaller projects.

The easiest way I’d approach it is to build a 3-man sales squad. Pick ONE service that businesses already pay for, then split the work. Person 1 handles cold email, researching companies, finding decision-makers and sending personalized emails. Person 2 focuses on Upwork, searching for relevant jobs and sending quality proposals. Person 3 handles LinkedIn and Instagram, finding founders, marketing managers and business owners, connecting with them and starting conversations.

Then all three of you jump on Google Meet together every day for 3-4 hours and lock in. If you're broke, contribute money together for internet, necessary tools and anything else you genuinely need. You don't need an office. You need laptops, good internet, reliable electricity, Google Meet, a good offer and three people who are actually ready to work.

When one person gets a client, the work doesn't necessarily have to be done by that person alone. You can split the workload between yourselves based on everyone's strengths. One person can handle strategy, another can execute, another can handle research, reporting or QA. The client doesn't necessarily need to know that three of you are working behind the scenes. What matters is that the person they hired communicates properly, the agreed work gets done and the quality is consistently good. Don't lie about your team if a client asks directly, but you don't need to turn your internal workflow into the main selling point.

And don't only think about one-off projects. Try to convert good clients into monthly retainers. Instead of getting paid $300 once and starting from zero again, you could offer an ongoing service for $300-$500+ per month depending on the work. Two $400/month clients is $800 every month. Three people can share the workload and keep prospecting for the next client while maintaining the existing accounts.

Create one Google Sheet and track every prospect: company, contact, platform, date contacted, response, follow-up date and status. Set daily targets. Something like 30-50 targeted cold emails, 10-15 strong Upwork proposals and 20-30 LinkedIn/Instagram outreaches between the team. Follow up with people who don't respond. A lot of clients won't reply to the first message.

Your process should be simple: find businesses with a problem, identify the person who can pay you to solve it, reach out, start a conversation, get on a call, close the project, deliver extremely well, then ask about continuing the work on a monthly basis.

But this only works if the three of you actually have the infrastructure and discipline for it. Good internet. Reliable electricity. Laptops that can handle the work. Clear communication. And most importantly, all three people need to be ready to lock in. If one person disappears every other day, doesn't respond to clients or doesn't do their part, the whole system falls apart.

Don't spend the next three months preparing, taking courses and redesigning your CV. Learn what you need while you're prospecting. The goal is not to look busy. The goal is to create conversations with people who have money and a problem you can solve. Three people consistently doing this can generate hundreds of opportunities. You don't need everyone to say yes. You just need enough people to say yes.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. Always have it at the back of your mind that rent is due every day. This gives you a sense of financial urgency.

2. Learn how to say NO and mean it. Disappoint as many people as you can, especially people who wouldn’t come through for you. They’ll be fine, with or without you, I promise.

3. Whenever money enters your hand, if you are on a budget, cook stew and soup. You’ll be able to rough it with those until your next credit alert.

4. Cultivate the habit of saving money, no matter how little. If you save ₦20k monthly, that’s ₦240k in a year. Use Renmoney or any reputable fintech platform. They offer 22% interest yearly. I know this because I use them.

5. Buy data in bulk. In fact, buy foodstuff and groceries in bulk. You are spending more to save even more during rainy days.

6. It is not just enough that you save; find a way to use your money to earn more passively. No matter how much you have, if you don’t make more money, you’ll go broke.

7. Deep down, you know you don’t NEED a new gadget. You only WANT a new one. Put that money to good use until you can comfortably afford your frivolities.

8. There’s no shame in saying you cannot afford something. No go use shame chest billing for where you suppose use scope disembark from the settings.

9. Leave Instagram vendors alone. Buy all your clothes from SHEIN and TEMU. You, in fact, get better quality for less. You’ll see quality wears between ₦7–20k there.

10. Don’t date. I won’t explain further.

11. They’ll whine you, but I promise you, cooking will always be cheaper than eating out. Always remember that there is rice at home.

12. Take number four seriously. You are not too broke to save.

13. You live in a poor country. If you already have a Spotify subscription, you don’t need Apple Music. If you have Prime Video, you don’t need Netflix. In fact, split subscriptions with your friends and share logins.

[Trefeserti 🌤️ @FPicket19721]

coming*

[Trefeserti 🌤️ @FPicket19721]

Rethinking my decision about come back site work. I know I left for a reason.

[Trefeserti 🌤️ @FPicket19721]

That don’t let your parents ruin your life tweet just dey come my head today

[Trefeserti 🌤️ @FPicket19721]

@usernowfound_ @Jaybigsteppper @Farouq9910 Omo bro, no be small pressure

[jay @Jaybigsteppper]

As u graduate better go back home where u have a good support system, leaving home too early would force u to go work dead end jobs just to survive and before u know it u've wasted 10 years of ur life.
If u really wanna escape poverty u've got to use every advantage u have.

[✰ @hoesluvvjason]

mastered how to be alone, it's the horny part that's cookin me.

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

I’ve been unemployed now 5 months. Once you start making money on the internet you can’t go back. None of what I do now feels like work. It’s just me having fun. I could get a job, and double my income, but I don’t want to be stuck in a 9-5. It’s just not worth it.

[Symoné B. Beez @SymoneBeez]

Hot take:

You should apply to jobs you DON'T qualify for.

As someone who helps people with their careers, let me explain

[African Talent Plug - ATP 🔌 @jayanaman]

Tweeted this a couple of days on here. They were coming for my head 😂

If you are in Africa and you want to get into a global remote job that pays well, get ready to use this playbook

[PALLIATIVE UMU ASA ™ @13_xcvi]

All my life, I’ve always had women liking me, I’m talking as far back as when I was in my preteen era. Got worse in my teenage years, even though I’m usually the smallest in my classes and groups.

I’m not the tallest, I’m 5’5 bro! I no get shishi, my papa kuku no keep shishi for me either. I’m not handsome, neither am i really that presentable. But at least something small dey head plus small confidence Dey.

Maybe na the brain them dey fall in love with, i no know but that thing wey them dey like, make them continue abeg.

You wey dey 6feet plus, fine boy with pink lips, fine face, you come get money join.

Why you dey fear women??

Why you dey fear to talk to women??

Why you dey allow women use you play??

The irony wey full this life dey baffle me most times tbh

[neppy @neppy]

no disrespect, but being 27 and still living with your parents is crazy

[Tosho @richtosho]

If you’re in your 20s or 30s and still waking up asking “what’s the way forward to these millions?” READ THIS ONCE:

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Time is your ally. Just don’t die, you would go back to barbing skin cut.