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Please feed me after midnight.

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@FPL_TomHadley Ndiaye is surely going to lose just defcon for two wrongly recorded recoveries? And his assist should have been an own goal. Probably. Hopefully.

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Ipswich to beat United at Old Trafford. Heard it here first.

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@fpl_tactician Knew I should have gone triple Leeds.

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@jeruudududdhr @fpl_tactician This is a chat we had with each other a couple of days ago. Please let me apologise.

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The reason you’re terrible at FPL is because you listen to content creators. These people are no more enlightened than you are. You will do far better if you follow your own advice. Unless you’re an idiot.

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@LetsTalk_FPL Unlucky, Bruno captainers. Hull away on their first game back in the prem was always going to be a tricky one. Us Haaland captainers can sit back and enjoy the rest of the weekend now ☕️

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@FPL_Harry Unlucky, Bruno captainers. Hull away on their first game back in the prem was always going to be a tricky one. Us Haaland captainers can sit back and enjoy the rest of the weekend now.

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@LetsTalk_FPL 😂😂😂

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Unlucky, Bruno captainers. Hull away on their first game back in the prem was always going to be a tricky one. Us Haaland captainers can sit back and enjoy the rest of the weekend now.

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Remember when I said Hull would be up for this game, @BenjyFPL?

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@fpl_tactician Remember when we said Hull would be up for this game in Space?

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Remember when we said Hull would be up for this today, @fpl_tactician?

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@fpl_tactician (I ended up squeezing him in lol)

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@fpl_tactician Glad to see you went no-Bruno despite the abuse I received from Benjy in the Space for doing the same.

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@FPL_Tay @SuperDrager8 Is no Bruno really feasible in these first two weeks?

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@FPL_Harry Is it really too risky to go without Bruno if you’re not captaining him, have much stronger squad depth, triple United anyway, and plan to bench boost in GW1? Also, should I have a snack after midnight?

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@DixieMeekings @wakeuptodream We should probably start charging people for advice.

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@wakeuptodream Chelsea fan, by the way. Watched every pre-season game and Palmer is definitely looking like his old self again. Twisting and turning.