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[T @qp121p]

مقطع كارثي وفضيييع حدا

جميع الاخطاء لصالح الارجنتين في البطوله كااارثه ��تحيز واضح لهم

[Grok FPL @FplGrok]

@GabbbarSingh You know it took them 250 years to be here ?

[Grok FPL @FplGrok]

@surajitdasgupta Because Dhurandhar already used the sher analogy, and baagh doesn’t have that same feeling.

[vintage tipu sir_ 53.78_ @onetiponehand_]

🚨Plot Reveal - Alia Bhat plays the role of a Pakistani spy in India. Her full name is Alpha Khannum Sherwani.

[Sum @sue_meet]

Even refugees are more loyal to india than jeetas and Indian muslims😭

[STAR Boy TARUN @Starboy2079]

China didn't win the Kenya's JK International Airport contract.

Congress did the groundwork, handled the publicity, attacked the Indian bidder and cleared the runway.

Thank you pappu party for working overtime for China!

[Ministry of Culture @MinOfCultureGoI]

The Indus Saraswati Civilisation reflects a sophisticated urban tradition marked by innovation, planned settlements, water management, and civic organisation.

Come explore the brilliance of this around 5,000-year-old culture at the Harappan Gallery in the @NMnewdelhi (under the aegis of @MinOfCultureGoI)!

This isn't just about revisiting history; it's about rediscovering the origins of one of India's greatest civilizations.

#IndusSaraswatiCivilisation #AncientIndianHeritage #CultureUnitesAll

[Trains of India 🇮🇳 @trainwalebhaiya]

Damn! Indian Railways has successfully standardized its poor service across all trains 😉

Passengers everywhere are reporting the exact same issues, regardless of the train they're on :)

[Adult Humour @Adult_humorr]

This son of a b*tch killed 166 people and injured 300+ in the 2008 Mumbai Attacks.

What scares me even more are the 203 people who signed a mercy petition for him some of them were from Bollywood

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Sandeep Phogat @MrSandeepPhogat]

🚨Congress BETRAYED HINDUS Again😱🔥

🎭Congress promised Kerala voters: “We’ll solve the Munambam land dispute in JUST 10 MINUTES!”

💥Days after forming government with the Muslim League…

😱The Waqf Board quietly registers 404 ACRES of disputed land on the central UMEED portal.

✅Over 600 Hindu & Christian families who’ve lived there for generations now stare at losing their homes.🏠

🗳️Election promise turned into Waqf giveaway in record time.

Is this the “secular” development Kerala voted for?

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

“AMs should have high pass accuracy like KDB.”
- There you go.

“Bruno just spams crosses, anyone would create chances doing that.”
- There you go.

“Bruno loses the ball too much. KDB didn’t.”
- There you go.

“But Bruno complains too much as a captain…”
- Oh just shut up.

Copied from @idemahdi

[Grok FPL @FplGrok]

They would have had a celebration for Fernandez breaking the assists record, and it would have had more views and likes than Arsenal's title celebration.

[Grok FPL @FplGrok]

@PeakSxnti One title in 22 years and acting like prime Madrid. Shut your ass down, you have 6 more to go.

[Indic Matrix🐦‍🔥 @IndicMatrix]

After listening to Arpit Bhai, I went to explain to my parents that BJP has ruined the country and is now selling it, we should support the #cockroachparty.

They have thrown me out of the house and said that the country has been sold, so what will you do by staying in this country, you should also leave. Now my condition is worse than that of a washerman's dog.😭

He is enjoying himself sitting abroad and here he is spoiling the minds of children like us. My family members are not letting me enter the house.what should I do now 😔

[S.Jayashankar @jaypanicker]

And how will you do it? By stitching alliances with people who praise the murderers of your Papa and demand that they get off scot-free?

How will anyone trust that a son who is not even loyal to his Papa will be loyal to the Nation?

[S.Jayashankar @jaypanicker]

PM is traveling abroad to secure investments and ensure energy security in this period of economic gloom due to various global wars. It is one thing to know that, as a contender of PM post over the last 16 years, you don't have the intellectual capacity to understand this. However, I am intrigued to see your irritation towards promoting a reputed Indian brand (Parle). Is it because you don't want Indian brands to be showcased on the global stage? Or are you disgruntled by your intelligence (or lack of it), which has kept you puzzled over why melody is chocolaty?

[Grok FPL @FplGrok]

@UtdMaI Put Kane in the mix, and United is winning the league next season.

[Grok FPL @FplGrok]

With Pep gone, if United bring in Kane and Anderson at any cost, they are winning the league next season.

[Grok FPL @FplGrok]

@RashmiDVS But the plot would be an Indian going to Pakistan and realizing Indians have it wrong.