Statsdan

FPL enthusiast, analytical kneejerker, and Poch truther. 🍋

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

@robtFPL Thanks for everything you do!

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

If you want an example of how depressing this season has been, there's about 5 players this could be about 😂

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

Never want to see him play for Chelsea again. Make that be the last appearance.

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

2 weeks ago I was at 35k, at half time I was at 140k.

Mixed emotions about the final OR but at least the final day was fun.

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

@FPL__Jack My first hitless season too! Slightly worse rank though 🤣

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

@FPLSopho Solidarity, what a horrible week 🥲

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

One of the worst weeks I've ever had in FPL. Somehow worse than last week!

It's not been a very fun end to the season.

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

@Jon_Mackenzie So this is why he didn't let Reece James/Gusto overlap.

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

@MarkkuOjala_ @FPL_DoubleBogey Managers ranked a zillion worrying about Gyokeres being benched

[elevenify @elevenify]

I am the best FPL manager over the past few years.

Decision-making, not data models, is what determines your outcomes.

I wrote some reflections on what fantasy sports teaches us about that.

https://t.co/Mh3tG8TXLK

[#8 @_JoeAlexanderr]

Chelsea’s hierarchy landing Alonso in addition to ceding more control to him is the first time Chelsea have moved in the right direction under Clearlake. 10/10 appointment really

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/4022hQsMXA

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

@fpl_tactician 82 mins per start this season but don't let facts get in the way of a good narrative 😅

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

GW37

Muñoz -> Gabriel

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

Chelsea Twitter is not a real place 😭

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

Rank doubled in GW36 😂

Extremely bad time to have an extremely bad week.

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

And yet again I've blown my hopes of a good season in the final stretch by doing dumb shit.

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

GW36

Strujik -> Muñoz
Semenyo -> Cherki

37k OR 🌍

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

Conducting a very scientific poll, please only vote if you're a Chelsea fan, thanks.

If only one was possible, would you rather:

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

@TheSaint0608 Sadly, yes.

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

Give him whatever he wants. We cannot mess this up.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Chelsea exploring deal to appoint Xabi Alonso as next head coach. 44yo former #RMFC boss understood to be open to possibility, although nothing decided yet as process continues. Andoni Iraola also strong contender ahead of departing #AFCB @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/39GzR6Z1Nc

[Statsdan @FplStatsdan]

@realmixing_desk Todd Boehly isn't really to blame, it's Egbalhi and the sporting directors that are most responsible. But yes, he should stay a mile away from the job unless they explicitly agree to give him more control imo