Zack Morris is Trash

don’t smile because it’s over, cry because it happened

[Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion]

TW: SPOILERS FOR OPPENHEIMER

This scene made me cry 😥 he donned the suit but it don't fit

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

I swear I’m gonna lose it if one more motherfucker tells me “oh I’m not drinking <corporate alcohol> because they went woke”

Holy FUCK you have no idea how little I give a shit what you drink or what political agenda you’re supporting, just shut the hell up and pay me

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

@grandson thank you for one of the most incredible and emotional shows I’ve ever seen. Absolutely legendary

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

@alexxh9_ but where does butt end and legs begin?🤔

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

is butt legs?

[Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion]

every single clock is my enemy

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

“Are you closed??”
Well not for another 10 minutes
“Oh PERFECT! Just in time!”
Me:

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

https://t.co/6BwAq73Xp6

[PREDECESSOR @PredecessorGame]

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GLHF, and we will see you on the battlefield!

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

“The ants wouldn’t even come near me because they know I’m legit”

[Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion]

Bro my niece just asked me who "Spam Likely is" 😂

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

Dear original settlers of texas,

Fuck you. This place is not meant for human life.

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

I finally finished Going Under and I cannot believe what an incredible time that game was. Excellent job @AggroCrabGames I am BEYOND hype to see what you guys have in store for the future

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

Love people whose favorite hobby is hanging out indefinitely after a place is closed

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

Late but happy Valentine’s Day you beautiful dork, thank you for your amazing gift and for always making me laugh until I’m crying. I love you @pinkmagee https://t.co/fLbiScEOCq

[chib @chibleee]

they shouldve scheduled the the super bowl for valentines day then both teams kiss at the end of the game i think that would've made it way better

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

Nothing more fun than trying to help a homie and getting fucked over for it

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

@Northernlion I just found an upgrade to Santa water in vampire survivors???

[Zack Morris is Trash @fr0deaux]

Overthinking, over analyzing, separates the body from the mind