Yesterday a customer looked at me and said "oh finally an Australian. Unlike the rest of the people working here"
My coworkers are australian citizens.
I am an Australian citizen.
They immigrated from south Asia.
I immigrated from Canada
They don't really care about immigration
If Michael Jackson was alive today his 100 inch OLED would have screen burn in from the part in Superman the movie where they show toddler Clark Kent's uncensored penis
older brother (found family coworker, adopted, not blood related) liked my nude, forgot we followed each other, realized it was me, unliked, unfollowed, and blocked me